frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:54:34 AM
Who knew there was such a thing? madspackler (Eric), that's who.

I was totally caught by surprise yesterday when a flat parcel landed on my front stoop. I wasn't expecting anything, haven't ordered anything that has yet to show up, and almost never see Fed Ex.

Inside was the most delicious Danish Kringle (totally new to me!) in the world. This big oval flew to my door from O H Danish Bakery in Racine, WI, and the only info on the card was "Happy Chanukah from Your Cbid Secret Santa. Enjoy"

Scotland Yard said they could not help identify the perp, so I went to the maps. Contacted the person I thought may have driven the bus who lives in that area of the world, but he said he was not asked for my coordinates. Reached out to a few others, and finally called the amazingly nice folks at the bakery.

I was given a name, but the surname was not one I knew from here...and despite my best attempts at conning the young lady (who thought this whole story was wonderful) into telling me what state the order originated from, all I could get her to give as a hint was "somewhere in the south".

Two hours later I accused madspackler of the deed. We have no history to speak of here, he's like a Founding Father and I'm a 12+ year repeat offender, but a few PM's later we both discovered previously unspoken mutual admiration and respect. I found out my impressions of this true gentleman were accurate, he is the real deal, as solid a person in reality as we see on these forums.

I let Eric know how the timing of his gesture increased the joy it gave me, and I also told him this would not stop me from publicly ripping him a new azzhole today!

So now that you know what he is capable of, watch your back(s). Like they say at the Post Office..."he was always so quiet"...HA!

Eric, such a kind gesture. Greatly appreciated.

And I am taking your threat of future violence seriously!

Shalom, and Happy Chanukah...starts at sundown on Sunday!

Frank

Whistlebritches
Saturday, December 21, 2019 12:02:55 PM
Great job Eric......wish I would've thought of it.

Well deserved Frank and Happy Chanukah

ZRX1200
Saturday, December 21, 2019 12:03:57 PM
Quality stuff right there!
frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 12:08:03 PM
just edited the end of the op, Chanukah starts sundown tomorrow, not today
Palama
Saturday, December 21, 2019 12:09:34 PM

Great job Eric......wish I would've thought of it.

Well deserved Frank and Happy Chanukah

Whistlebritches wrote:

+1

corey sellers
Saturday, December 21, 2019 12:54:06 PM
+2
clintCigar
Saturday, December 21, 2019 2:44:18 PM
nice!
USNGunner
Saturday, December 21, 2019 3:33:11 PM

Great job Eric......wish I would've thought of it.

Well deserved Frank and Happy Chanukah

Whistlebritches wrote:

+3 (cubed)

Outstanding! Yeah, Kringles rock!

delta1
Saturday, December 21, 2019 3:53:55 PM
haha...Frank got Spackled!!!

Good one, Madspackler

πŸ‘

frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 4:05:06 PM

haha...Frank got Spackled!!!

Good one, Madspackler

πŸ‘

delta1 wrote:

this stuff is soooo good.

I'm gonna have to tell Caren I blew a seal...

Palama
Saturday, December 21, 2019 4:14:04 PM

this stuff is soooo good.

I'm gonna have to tell Caren I blew a seal...

frankj1 wrote:

Frankie, you know what you just did there? 🀦

frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 4:20:38 PM
yes
CelticBomber
Saturday, December 21, 2019 7:25:34 PM

this stuff is soooo good.

I'm gonna have to tell Caren I blew a seal...

frankj1 wrote:

Did the seal consent?

USNGunner
Saturday, December 21, 2019 8:07:16 PM

Did the seal consent?

CelticBomber wrote:

They pretty much always will. It's SEAL technically though.

Wait. Are we talking Navy guy or marine mammal here? 🀦

Whistlebritches
Saturday, December 21, 2019 8:22:12 PM

They pretty much always will. It's SEAL technically though.

Wait. Are we talking Navy guy or marine mammal here? #-o

USNGunner wrote:

I think marine mammal...…...cause he likes to probe penguins also

frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 8:59:10 PM
jeepers, you guys are sick.

I was gonna lie about the white icing on my face from the Kringle

ZRX1200
Saturday, December 21, 2019 9:45:16 PM
You know what they say, don’t come up for air until your face looks like a glazed donut.
USNGunner
Saturday, December 21, 2019 9:45:58 PM

jeepers, you guys are sick.

I was gonna lie about the white icing on my face from the Kringle

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frankj1
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Saturday, December 21, 2019 10:05:09 PM
poor madspackler.

Eric is such a classy gentleman.

ZRX1200
Saturday, December 21, 2019 10:12:21 PM
Someone around has to be.....