Deadleaf
Saturday, January 2, 2021 11:01:14 PM
Hey everyone,

New guy here.... I promise no to ask about customer service or shipping. I'll just message the 2 people you've told the other 20 people about this past month. Hopefully I can buy a lot of cigars from this site

BuckyB93
Saturday, January 2, 2021 11:06:14 PM
Buy fire insurance. I hear you can collect after your cigars burn up.
Sunoverbeach
Saturday, January 2, 2021 11:44:43 PM
As long as you can handle the time for the arson conviction, yes. They don't let you smoke in jail anymore either
Palama
Saturday, January 2, 2021 11:49:39 PM

Hey everyone,

New guy here.... I promise no to ask about customer service or shipping. I'll just message the 2 people you've told the other 20 people about this past month. Hopefully I can buy a lot of cigars from this site

Deadleaf wrote:

Aloha from Hawaii. ✋ 👍

Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 12:09:43 AM
Literally took fire science classes for my degree....
Cheno
Sunday, January 3, 2021 12:18:22 AM
Welcome. Now go bid on the Gurkhas.
Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 1:10:10 AM
Nothing else.... Just the gurkhas. Seems legit. Anyone got any Invicta watches they want to sell me while I'm smoking my Gurkhas
tonygraz
Sunday, January 3, 2021 8:23:08 AM
To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?

Do you like long walks on the beach ?

Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?

Do you like camping by the river ?

Cello on or cello off ?

David Lee or Sammy ?

Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?

Have you been in a Turkish prison ?

Do you like gladiator movies ?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn) ?

dogs or cats ?

Men or women ?

Wad or fold ?

Sit or squat ?

TP or bidet ?

Do sad movies make you cry ?

Butter or margarine ?

Pancho or Cisco ?

Sunoverbeach
Sunday, January 3, 2021 8:49:13 AM

Literally took fire science classes for my degree....

Deadleaf wrote:

So what is the most efficient means to light a cigar, both in regular atmosphere (for practical purposes), and in at about 30,000ft (for curiosity)?

Edit: for scientific stupidity

bgz
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  • Herf-A-Holic
Sunday, January 3, 2021 8:59:44 AM

Nothing else.... Just the gurkhas. Seems legit. Anyone got any Invicta watches they want to sell me while I'm smoking my Gurkhas

Deadleaf wrote:

Yeah, I got a few I can sell you, let me put up a catalog real quick... don't mind the fresh looking amazon boxes, I know a guy.

MACS
Sunday, January 3, 2021 10:12:18 AM

Literally took fire science classes for my degree....

Deadleaf wrote:

If cops have ride alongs do firemen have sleep overs?

Plowboy221
Sunday, January 3, 2021 11:39:36 AM
Send pics of your wife’s cans,

Wheel

Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:07:10 PM
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Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:10:37 PM
Best way I found was eat a lot of beans hold a match up to your **** and fart, all while your wife is holding the cigar. As for 30k feet...... Unsure... I know the oxygen levels are at about 1/3 of sea kevel
Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:11:33 PM
You have to be under the age of 18 for sleepovers at the firehouse
Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:14:00 PM
@tonygraz butter on my pancake while standing at the urinal and holding my **** AR9 in one hand and my cigar in the hand. My ****** is large enough to weigh itself down
Smooth light
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:43:46 PM
Obviously thinks with the head below his waist 🤣.
frankj1
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:48:59 PM

Hey everyone,

New guy here.... I promise no to ask about customer service or shipping. I'll just message the 2 people you've told the other 20 people about this past month. Hopefully I can buy a lot of cigars from this site

Deadleaf wrote:

you spelled massage wrong...

Deadleaf
Sunday, January 3, 2021 4:51:51 PM
2 hand massage or one
frankj1
Sunday, January 3, 2021 5:03:24 PM

2 hand massage or one

Deadleaf wrote:

prolly should send customer service a massage message for their preference...?