Jason, to determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:
Pancakes or waffles? - Is there actually a choice? I make and crush the bomb pancakes.
Do you like long walks on the beach? - I don't often walk on the beach, and if I do, I'm smoking. I prefer to be in the water, in some form or another.
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae? - Who? What abot Fannie Mae?
Do you like camping by the river? - I prefer my camping near a lake.
Cello on or cello off? - Usually depends in how they come. If they're young and I know they need to gas, I'll peel the cellos (I'm looking at you Pork Tenderloins).
David Lee or Sammy? - Roth, if I had to choose between those two.
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler? Again, who? What's with all the FOG questions? LOL
Have you been in a Turkish prison? Twice, actually. Once as a visitor, and once as an inmate. Bought my way out with a gold rope and had to stab a guy with pencil.
Do you like gladiator movies? Don't we all? I prefer Marco Polo over Sparticus though.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn)? What? You've never smashed a chick out with your homeboy before? Or at least been one bed over in a hotel room in Vegas while you were plowing down a couple randoms you picked up? It ain't gay, if it was in a three-way.
Dogs or cats? Dogs. Cats suck.
Men or women? Women. Your mom, especially.
Wad or fold? I take the roll off the dispenser, and wrap it around my hand, then slide my hand out of the hole. So I guess, fold?
Sit or squat? Squats in the gym, everywhere else it's sit.
Mary Ann or Ginger? Mary Ann.
Do sad movies make you cry? The only thing that makes me cry are onions. That, and maybe when a unicorn cigar has issues.
Butter or margarine? Hmmmm, dairy or plastic. I'd say butter.
Pancho or Cisco? Who?
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