I’m re-watching the 1967 version of “Casino Royale” and Woody Allen has some great lines:

“Listen, you can’t shoot me. I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor said I can’t have bullets enter my body at any time.”

So it got me wondering, in your opinion, what are the funniest movie lines ever spoken?

I always liked this one...


Policeman in Arizona house : What did the pajamas look like? Nathan Arizona Sr. : I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' **** on 'em!

Man this is a long list….

Is this the new 5,000,000,000?

Wow, really anything from Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs or History of the World Part I.

I totally forgot about this movie... might have to watch it again tonight.

The Big Leobowski also is ripe for the pickin's

From the intro

"And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide."

King you look like the piss boy... 😟

Monty Python is rich territory too.

Blues Brothers, National Lampoon Vacation(s) plus some lesser known movies like Clerks and so forth... the list could on and on.

I'd find it nearly impossible to ID #1 of all time

NINE!

"The price is wrong, b*tch!"

"What? Friends can listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark."

"Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be f**cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace..."

"Oh. Oh, you sendin' the Wolf? Shiiiiit kneegrow! That's all you had to say!"

“Zat iz not ma dog”

You going to eat your cornbread

You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

Is that your goat ...

Nevermind that last one was not a movie

Haha

"You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

It's kind of hard to pick out a one liner to stand on it's own. Many of them, in order to push it over from a really good one to one of the best, need some context of the scene and/or the movie.

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Uno NINE!

“ what does Marcellus Wallace look like?”
“What?”

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