Medical Shenanigans Humor Concerns & Support · Page 25

Maybe drinking the solution of drinking it all in a minute has had the reversed impact for what I was shooting for.

Now I’m in bed and obviously afraid to go to sleep. Maybe I should have my bottom half in a garbage bag.

Add to that, the next colon cocktail is to be taken in 4.5 hours.

One way or another, it is going to be one chitty night’s sleep. 😴

8trackdisco
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a year ago

#485

Anybody got a Snickers?

Gene363
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a year ago

#486

Talk about sleeping with a ticking (gurgling) time bomb. 😰

The escape pod: https://cigarbid.freeforums.net

MACS
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a year ago

#487

Good luck with your procedure.

They found a couple small polyps in mine (again). Tested benign... so gotta do it again in 5 years. 😣

puffymcpufferson
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a year ago

#488

Man, that's just life with Chron's sometimes. At least you get a stranger to shove something up your butt after your ordeal. Make sure to ask for the Canadian handshake.

Edited by user a year ago | Reason: Not specified

deadeyedick
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a year ago

#489

Anybody got a Snickers?

8trackdisco wrote:

Make sure that when the doc doing the procedure says it's normal to get an erection he is not talking about himself. 😨

Stogie1020
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a year ago

#490

I survived.. both tendons were flat so the transfer didn't happen... we'll see how da repairs go.. .. nothing left but the recovery.. thanks for the well wishes... 🇨🇮

DrafterX wrote:

Drafter, how's it going a few days out?

DrafterX
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a year ago

#491

Pain isn't bad.. getting around is the issue.. not suppose to put any weight on my foot... easier said than done.. will just take some time.. 😟

Stogie1020
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a year ago

#492

Pain isn't bad.. getting around is the issue.. not suppose to put any weight on my foot... easier said than done.. will just take some time.. 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Glad to hear

Gene363
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a year ago

#493

Glad to hear

Stogie1020 wrote:

The escape pod: https://cigarbid.freeforums.net

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

a year ago

#494

Glad THAT is over.
The dam didn’t break until a full ten hours after the pregame prep started.
And then all Hell broke loose. Including a malfunctioning toilet at 4:00. THE toilet.
My bottom side has the same terrain as eastern Ukraine. Need a tourniquet.

The staff (the crew at the center, not the member of the doctor) were all great.

With flying colors, I passed the rectal recital. Start the clock for 2035.

delta1
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a year ago

#495

this thread reminds me of a comic that useta be in the daily newspaper when I was a kid...Laughter is the Best Medicine...

deadeyedick
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a year ago

#496

Pain isn't bad.. getting around is the issue.. not suppose to put any weight on my foot... easier said than done.. will just take some time.. 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Can ya rent or borrow a knee scooter?

DrafterX
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a year ago

#497

DIL has a scooter.. I'll have it this weekend.. didn't plan very well... also looking at the IWalk thing.. pretty cool but practice before the surgery would have been a good idea.. 😟