[jester]

Is this da new 500 thread..?? 😕

I don’t know.
Bucky almost sniped it.
I felt the bullet whiz past my ear.
:-s

The only guns I own is a pellet gun and a BB gun. Prolly wouldn't kill you but might take an eye out.

Could break the skin and cause a serious infection.. 😟

Pellet gun was used to kill some skunks that took up home under my shed in a previous house. BB gun can simulate a rock hitting your windshield so the insurance can replace a sandblasted windshield when I used to commute have a long commute back and forth to work.

Insurance won't cover a windshield replacement unless the crack in it is the "field of view" and is longer than like 3 inches of something like that. A BB gun to ding it and a little fist bump to propagate the crack or a cold winter day with the defroster warming the car and the crack would grow to meet those requirements.

True, true... But I'd give you some hydrogen peroxide to kill the germs and stuff.

Or I could put a steel poker on the gas stove or fire up the fire pit and cauterize it.

Congratulations on the new 500 8!

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Congrats 8

Hydrogen peroxide?!
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Rubbing Alcohol.
Used to be 98% alcohol. Now I’ve seen bottles all the way down to 80%.
Sofffffft.

Thank you, gentlemen.
Been a while since I’ve gotten a 500 pelt.
I did it for Ram.

BIG SHOUT OUT and Congratulations
Brother Eight Track on the 500win.👏🎉
[ram27bat]

It's official now! Looks like we only have April to get 'er done.

Thank you, RamHammer.

brought a tear to me eye, lad...

Weather: Spring

Food: Good on Saturdays

Workload: Medium-Full

Franks Given: Still zero

Over and out.

Happy April Fool's Day[jester]



Goodmorning Eight Track & y'all......[ram27bat]

Right back atcha Ram n youse guys.

(Yosemite Sam voice)

What in the blazes has you up so early, Ram?

(Sylvester voice)

Sufferin' succotash!