Dig,

I'll take your side if you send me some Opus Xs like Robby!

Digisle

i think, since we all know the people at customer service on a first name basis, i for one took it as a personal attack on one of my buddies.

THL

first time toby and i saw shecky was in the old days in vegas. he was working a lounge show. no cover, no minimum. those were the good old days.

Jeez, does anybody ever go to sleep around here? And with nothing to do but read this thread AGAIN?

Told ya you couldn't look away!

BRING OUT YER DEAD! **CLANG**

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DIGS, what did you sell? Just curious cuz your such
a fantastic salesman and all. Telemarketer? Yea,
that's it!

If you must know what I sell ... I sell you old dried out tasteless dog rockets that are re humidified, dipped in dog crap cause I know that you like the taste.
I then sell them in bundles to some retailers and then you buy them for an extroadinary price,,, and I laugh all the way to the bank ... ****!
I love this place,,,, I can curse and scream, and put some deserving little people down who stand tall behind their screen name,,, wow talk about folks with a napoleanic complex.
This is almost as wild and wooley as herfers paradise...maybe I should invite some of my friends in to the game.
The language is a bit tame but wow,, soo many posts about me.. You folks are a sad lot that you have nothing much to do, no new things to talk about, no new smoking experiences... you needed this diversion from your sad little life.
I am glad that I could provide some well needed , cheap thrills and entertainment.

A story is you will..
My new friend RJ had 12 pigs — 6 male and 6 female. He tried to get them to mate, but nothing he did seemed to work. He went to the vet and asked how he could get them to reproduce. The doctor replied that he should hump the females so they wouldn't be scared of the males. The man felt uneasy about this, but he decided if that's what the vet said, he should try.

That night he took 2 female pigs out into the woods and humped them. He came back and got 2 more and he humped them, too. Finally he got the last 2 female pigs and humped them so hard it made his **** raw.

This continued for the next few days, and the man was upset because he couldn't masturbate — but he figured it was okay, because he was getting satisfied by the pigs. But after 3 weeks he noticed the pigs still hadn't mated, so now he just decided to give it one more try. He went out into the woods with all 6 of the pigs, and right there in front of them, he masturbated. Then he humped them so hard it made his **** ache and the pigs' behinds red.

The next day he was in the bathroom masturbating when all of a sudden his wife interrupted, saying, "Honey, you won't believe this, but there are 6 pigs in the car, and one is beeping the horn."

Digisle --- let me 'enlighten' you a little ...

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The key line being, "... offenders may have their privileges removed."

If you think you can just come in here (and possibly bring a few buddies over from HP) to disrupt these forums for the sole purpose of your amusement ...

... you are sadly mistaken.

Let's all take up a collection so we can fly Digisle out to see Dr. Phil. I'll contribute the first 50 cents.

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See ya!

and raise a whole 2 cents!

My advise to everyone, is to just let this thread die-out, and to move on to 'more enjoyable' times ...

... maybe admin will 'lock' this thread, so that those who seem to have the need, will no longer be able to beat a defenseless 'dead horse' ...

So ... let's just get on with it ... and stop antagonizing him any further.

I can't help but imagine a little elf, you know the fat little one with a beard and pointy hat. Ya that's the guy I imagine every time Digisle posts. Oh and these friends he's talking about. Ya, they must be the immaginary ones that appear when he's not taking his purple pills. Digisle your neighbors asked me to tell you to stop playing with their kids or at least tone down the language.

Doh!!! sorry slim, was posting before I read your post.
Good Idea.

limoric --- I take it that you didn't read my previous post?

Too funny ... we responded to each other at the exact same time!

Top for newbies^....hehe....oh, it was already at the top!...hehe!

Mag

Cripes Digisle, you can't even tell the joke right!

The farmer put the pigs IN THE CAR and then DROVE them to the woods. If you don't say that it doesn't make any sense why all of a sudden the pigs are in the car honking the horn.

Oh unless this wasn't meant to be a joke and is instead a personal anecdote. Or perhaps you F#$% pigs for a living?

plabonte ... thanks for clearing that up ... the car/horn-honking made no sense until you 'splained it ...

Thats what I thought to Steve. Although I'm wondering why pig are being discussed on the cigar board. If Digisle is trying to rent out his pigs for fun (which I think he said was his business) shouldn't it be on the trade board?

Well, I guess nows as good a time as any to welcome Digisle, Deriffe, Boletorc...

Gosh...and to think that *I* was the cheap thrills and entertainment around here! Go figure...