LOL!!!!

Meant "hands on my hips"!!!

"put both hands on my hands,"

That's gotta be a neat trick.

What are you? A goddammed arachnid?

Dammit. Kip beat me to it.

^Thats with 2 P's, mister TG!!

which reminds me, I'll be rite back

KiPP

Got it.

Sorry.

^The one time you don't use google to check your facts!!



LOL

:)

I don't during the summer 'cause the fire ants get all over my thingy when it drags the ground.........

^try standing up next time.

^Don't lay down

OOOHHHHHH!!!!!

^I know, sometimes the booze intake makes it difficult

'I've fallen and I can't get up!'

No. Not at this house.
At previous house, when the trees needed watering...

I did until the golfers started to complain. I didn't see anything about it in the covenants that came with the property, however.

The dog isn't the only one who goes out to pee.....

This is good stuff mang!

I assumed I'd have been mostly domesticated long ago, but apparently not only do I pee in my yard on occasion while conscious like most normal people...but. It has come to my attention lately that I also "sleep pee" much like in sleep walk.

Nothing like standing in the middle of your driveway at 4:00 in the morning and letting it rip...LOL


JJ

my bedroom has a balcony that I take a piss off of, unfortunately the old lady that lives behind has caught me quite a few times.

getting back to nature.........ahhhhh

One good thing about being a man is....


The world is your urinal!

i live in an apartment building...and if from my balcony i could hit ANY part of apartment 204, i absolutely would!