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Two words:
Water ballons


Three words:
SuperSoaker Squirt Gun

true--but with all that western technology, they would know it was me...i want them to think it rained on the clothes they hung out to dry...

One word:
cup

Burgie,

I have never felt truly sorry for you bro, until just now...LOL


JJ

jj--

now, i know what it feels like to be you...ehhh, not that bad. hell, pretty good, actually...now, i will go grab a drink...followed by another...and another...and another...

LOL!

Burgie,

Being me and or like me sure as hell beats the price of all that therapy, you just might try it for a change...LOL


JJ

no therapy needed...but who knows, i may take you up on living in a drunken stupor...it does sound interesting, to be sure.

and i thought if i typed the "LOL" at the end (like you always do), it would make my comments seem more tongue-in-cheek...did i do it wrong? LOL

bb

Was it something I said?

Polly want a cracker???

LOL!


JJ

50

51!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG--great advice...and JR also gave me some great advice...the problem is (and jj does not know me well enough to get this), i would never do anything like that...my first post was a joke. i would not pee on someone's clothes.

hell, she screams out at how bad my cigar stinks, and i have NEVER even said anything back. why? i am above it. i would like to think i am above all sorts of lowly conduct, but my record shows that i do indeed stoop to post back and forth with jj. what can i say? i am no saint. no where is my case of beer? it is almost 5pm! (as if jj would wait till 5pm) LOL!

damn! jj--allow me to apologize for that last comment in ()...that was below the belt and i should not have posted it (though typing it does seem therapeutic, which you suggested i need). i should have deleted it.

i apologize. it was wrong.

Braaaawwwwck! Polly want a cracker...

burgess,

I knew you were joking as I never thought you would actually pee on their clothes.

But there's nothing wrong with making some harmess jokes about an unplesant situation.

^agreed...but that could just be me repeating what you said...apparently like a parrot...LOL!!! (ha ha, that nearly ubiquitous ending just makes me LOL!)

You know, I actually just had to scroll up the thread to re-read what I wrote...

I wasn't even thinking of your situation with momma-Kusai-san when I wrote that post. I was just trying for a sardonic response to the thread title.

Sorry about that. Wasn't mocking you.

Burgie,

Just so you know the parrot reference has nothing to do with Thunder.Gerbil. Braaaawwwwck!


JJ

i know.

and tg--i NEVER took offense. we are cool. not a problem at all. the kusai lady makes me laugh...except when i am smoking.