^Well, yeah... then there's THAT.

This is fantasy land, John. Way to ruin it for the rest of us with a dose of reality.

Sort of like "City of Angels" with Nick Cage and Meg Ryan......that would be cool, but my choice would be to live forever and be locked in at 35 years of age....

ahhhh, immortality.

Charlie

^ we agree on the perfect age, Charlie: 35.

I'd want to have super human powers of some kind. I've always loved comic book super heros and could dig being a X Man.

W

WHAM! SSHHHZZZZACHKT POW!

Oh, yeah.

Aooooooooogah, good question, Andyroooo (contorting myself into an Arsenio "Gums" Hall feigning interest pose with hands under chin).

If I HAD to come back to this (fill in the blank) hole of a world, I would come back as (in chronological order):

1. Conquistador (surprise?)
2. injun-fighting mountain man (circa early 1800's)
3. member of the Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpaugh's version)
4. Confederate soldier in Pickett's ill-fated charge

The shorter the stay the better.

Signed,
Stuart Smiley

You want to be Stuart Smiley?????? LOL

Charlie

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Author: Wyteyes Date: 11/15/2008 02:43 AM
Millie and I have had a good 40 years
together but man I wish I could go back
and undo the screw ups!!!
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I'm with you on that one, sir ...

Your wording reminds me of our 25th anniversary ... on the morning of that day, I took some flowers and went to the shop where MrsS was working ... as I gave them to her, one of the women who worked with her asked "oh, what's the occasion?" ... told it was our anniversary, she asked "how long have you been married?"

We replied in unison ... she said "25 years" at the same time that I said "15 happy years" ...

the woman looked confused for a couple of seconds, then said "oh, I get it" ...

So, when you say "a good 40 years", my question is, how many years have you and Millie been married ???

#26. Er, my chronological order was a bit off...

Charlie, if I came back as Al Franken/Stu Smiley, I would expect you to do me a BIG favor & put a plastic bag over my head when I wasn't looking.

Let me preface this by saying that, frst, I'm not a fan of Rosie O'Donnell but I am EVEN LESS of a Donald Trump fan. AND I'm not gay.

Here goes.

I'd like to be Donald Trump...for a day. I'd get up early in the morning and send Rosie O'Donnel 2 dozen roses. Then, I'd schedule dinner with her, take her to Rome, Paris, or wherever, and after dinner we'd go to a romantic spot.

I'd teach her what it REALLLY means to be a gay guy, and after our night of passion, I'd donate $100,000,000 to the gay & lesbian charity of HER choice.


The day is over.

Then DONALD TRUMP would wake up with Rosie spooning him, a HUGE smile on her face, a large tool still attached. He'd be in such agony from the waist down he is unable to walk to the bathroom to look in the mirror and see if he was dreaming. His assistant would phone him to tell him he was broke because he gave all his money to the gays.

But his hair would be just fine.

Santa Claus..
Seriously.

I love this thread's theme when it comes up every year.

what's this about your thread coming up once a year?

I was hoping for, If you could be an animal...
Now THAT's never been done!!

its stuart smalley not smiley

although blood does remind me of a cross between Guy Smiley and Jack Klugman

Barak Obama,,

wheel,,

Sorry, TW. I didn't sit through the Stuart SMALLEY film festival at Cannes twice like you did.

ron jeremy.

but i'd settle for wilt.

clooney