ScottHar
17 years ago
Here goes...

I'd like to be Tom Brady. I'd love to be an elite NFL QB (even with his knee injury this year: just means he's got some time to be with Giselle...).

Guy's sort of a stud, smart enough to do what he does, rich, has lots of options with the ladies, etc. But then I'd also like the ability to play golf like Tiger Woods (for the off season). And I'd like to be invisible whenever I wanted (I think about this with a sort of absurd frequency; a shrink could have a field day with that)...and be able to fly like Superman.

[Hey, f-you, the rules were anyone, anything, in the fantastical sense, and I actually just thought about this for about 9 minutes, which means it got more focused thought than anything else today]

ScottHar
burgess_b
17 years ago
i think psychologically speaking, invisibility is not as great as it would seem.

you would still have to look yourself in the face after you did what you did. i think it is one of those ideas like "no chold left behind" or "communism" that SOUNDS good, but in actuality, it just does not live up to expectations.
ScottHar
17 years ago
^What the hell do you think I'd be doing, man?! Sheesh, I just want to float around and be undetected. I'm not gonna push people in front of buses and rape sheep, etc. Leave my invisibility alone! It'd be F-U-N, damnit.

ScottHar
burgess_b
17 years ago
ha ha ha. ok, but being undetected means no accountability, and that would screw with your mind sometimes. plus, the loneliness you would feel from being alone.

i guess i have spent some time thinking about it. when i was in elementary school, H.G. Wells was my favorite author, what with the Invisible Man and the Time Machine (was once my favorite book).
Gene363
17 years ago
The inventor of a working time machine.

Supreme Ruler of World is a close second.
8trackdisco
17 years ago
Wanted to be invisible in high school.



-The football players and wrestlers couldn't find me.

-Could sneak into the girls locker room undetected.



Now that I'm older and more mature, I'd use invisibility to sneak into sorority houses and throw pillows at 18-21 year old girls when she and their roommates are stripping down for bedtime.



Picture the pillow fight in Animal House.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
17 years ago
I'd wish that every wish that everyone else made was reversed ...

... life is too short to want to live forever ... you'd never really appreciate what you have otherwise and only with death can one really know what family love is all about... the miracle of witnessing the birth of your children is probably the most emotionally moving part of anyones life ... or at least it should be ...

... for who? Well, I think it would be pretty cool to be one of God's Herfing buddies ... smoking a Holy Grail Grand Reserve and watching the history of manking unfold before your eyes ... knowing ahead of time where to look to watch the Darwin Award Recipients right before you get to introduce yourself to them at the Pearly Gates, still laughing with tears in your eyes at how stupid they just were, etc ....

... and of course laughing hysterically when you could see fat people fall down in the shower ... all kinds of bennies and perks there ...
JadeRose
17 years ago
LOL at jimmy
Wyteyes
17 years ago
#28 Engaged in Nov 68 and married jun 69. Yes, and 25 years of happy marriage! LOL


The old cowboy:

Two things I love most, good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a fine ladies riding saddle, so I can rest in peace between the two things I love.


Ram27
17 years ago
Myself..........
Ram27
17 years ago
..........for good or bad it is all good.
BikerBob1961
17 years ago
I would like to be

The Doctor

from

Doctor Who

a 900+ year old time lord that gets to travel around in the Tardis = Time and Relative Distance In Space.
Lizardo
17 years ago
I would be healthy. No kidney disease, and no surgery scares.
herfidore
17 years ago
#13. History is written by the winners.
jetblasted
17 years ago
Chuck Yeager . . .
Buckwheat
17 years ago
Charlie
17 years ago
Wow, jet some answer.....probably one of America's greatest heroes (Chuck Yeager)....good choice


Charlie
edsbar60
17 years ago
John Mayer's ****.
edsbar60
17 years ago
^That guy gets all the women.
BikerBob1961
17 years ago
58 but think about it, your closest friends are nuts and your neighbor is an a$$hole,lol.
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