ALL ABOOOAAARD!!

attention all conductors.............

who's up for limbo???????


(crash#$@boom$@#@bammm*^$@@!-trains crashing in the back ground)

What happened when the blonde backed into a moving train? Dis-assed-her (disaster, get it). . . .

wait a minute...............

that's a red bandana tied to the stick, right?......

"toro, toro!!"

Are you sure this is how you catch a train?

I'm telling you these are rabbit tracks!

I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around

Pretty Simple Caption... "Jumpin Tracks" ;0)

Hog

You hold your end and well stop the next car that comes along.

I hope the engineer sees are red flag!!!

"Two women charged with holding up a train"

(In a French accent)

"Ahhhh, the annual migration of the white-breasted, Thong Snappers (genus: Culos Redondus) as they follow the trail of dollar bills from the northern confines of Scores to the warmer climes of Chicho's Boom-Boom Room in Tijuana".


Claude Bawles

"Merging"

The 25th Annual Mooning of Amtrak went horribly wrong today when....

Well get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
I'm in heat I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her so, no no no


or...

Well, goodbye pretty mama, get yourself a money man
Goodbye, pretty mama, Lord, get yourself a money man
You take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can
Oh, take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can
Oh, take that train, baby

"Pull my Finger"

So come on, come on,
Do the loco-motion with me

"You think anyone will notice us?"

"Trixie & Fanny pack their bestes brain and go off to engineering school."
Choo-choo!


Silent Sambo

"Uh-Oh, RED FLAG--LOOKS LIKE SPLIT RAILS!!!

Tommy Toostumps