Get on abord of the HOOOOOOOE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!

"Where did I leave my Cigar?"

Mike

There's johnfs! assume the position!

I still don't see a car...

"Is this what they meant about tacks in my shorts?"

Tracks...lol

In an effort to gain fans, the World Tug-O-War Association has made a few modifications to their game to entice both the sexually perverted and blood thirsty.

BEWARE OF DE-RAILING!!! THERE ARE 2 CRACKS IN THOSE TRACKS!!

Everybody now sing along (You know the tune)

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train

"are youv SURE this is how you 'ride the rails'???"

New 2008 Ohio Democratic voting station.

Two Bums lookin for a fast ride.

"Flag on the tracks....... TROUBLE UP AHEAD!"

"Ahhhhhhh......the HOBO life for me!"

"A HOBO DUCE CABOOSE"

"So HOT! You can light yer stick at both ends."

PSR

"So HOT!! You'll light yer stick at both ends."

Drivin' that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones you better
watch your speed
Trouble ahead
Trouble BEHIND
and you know that notion
just crossed my mind.

The Grateful Dead - "Working Mans Dead" circa May 1970

"...delays on Amtrak due to major crackup in the train yard...."

"Thats the last time we play strip poker with Hobo's"!

"Hey Bambi, we're slowing down?! Yeah, Babs. We're running low on thong."


Hairy Hector