I think I can...

I think I can...

Chugga-chugga, choo-choo!!!

"Is that two hams walking a breast?"

anyone dare to lay a Penny on the track?



or maybe her sister

GO GREYHOUND MY ASS!

I dont know why theres been so many DERAILS on this line!

The brunette says to the blonde,"the train always stops here!! The is a MALE stop!!!."

Amtrak offers multiride passes while in the comfort of the rear caboose. Bring a child or senior for half price!

" Come on baby do the locomotion with me"

The brunette says to the blonde, "those white shoes make your ass look big." The blonde responses, "shoes?? I thought I was wearing really long snow skis!!!".

The brunette says to the blonde, "my mother taught me not to play around railroad tracks because it is really dangerous." The blonde responses,"my mother taught me that if I bend over like this men will give me whatever I want!!!!!."

The brunette says to the blonde, "OK, I understand that you are wanting to send this package to your mother in Bakersfield but just how were we going to get it on the train for free??"

The blonde says,"why are men like trains??" The brunette says,"I don'T know??." The blondes says,"because when I bend over like this they get tunnel vision!!!."

"Dammit 'Lissa...I told you we should have gotten the money from Billy BEFORE the threesome started!!!"

The Blonde says to the brunette,"isn't this a great job, just standing around showing off our assets all day??" The Brunette says,"just want till the Union Pacific boss gets here and runs his iron horse up your asset!!!."

"We're bent over... when do we bark like a dog??"

OK, give me a little more of that rod I am in the right position!!!

sara, when you said beans made you gassy, i didnt think you would soil your red panties..

For those about to rock, we salute you!

While visiting a strip club and seeing the flow of cash Illinois congressman come up with a way to raise money for the railroads:a radical new tollbooth.

"What is that damned whisteling noise I keep hearing?"