SteveR said we would get a 5-pack of Prof Silas if we did this...

RasDas

Joe

Women against Bush migrate to Canada.

A little lowbrow, but funny if you think about it 🙂

Is this what they mean when a girl "pulls a train?"

What Cigar?

Shhhhhh! Looks like bear tracks to me...You silly girl, those aren't bear tracks! They're deer tracks!

Gettin' railed!

"Hey Boxcar Willie, come on it's time for Stripper Limbo!"

"Dang Officer Shawn... are you SURE this is a STANDARD field sobriety test?"

Yep. Just keep walkin' straight...

"Split Rails for Split Tails"

Hog

Thongs! Not just for breakfast anymore!

Do you think this bag goes with these shoes?

"you think I can generate enough gas to get us moving?"


sorry.........

"URBAN UPDATE: ... Captured on the rails today were two ferral SOTLs caught in a tug-of-war over their last 'gar. (Seen here; draped in a lovely Cameroon wrapper and, and, . . . and . . . HEY!! Did she wiggle?

Will you hold on a sec? I think I'm gonna **** myself!

Brunette: WHEW!, this is the longest dam staircase I have ever climbed.

Blonde: It’s long ok, but it’s this low handrail that is killing me.

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Train? What train???

"Are we there yet?"

"Cbid employees Trish and Jess deliver Steve's lunch that he forgot at home."

Blonde To Brunette
" How come we had to use my do-rag ?
Now my hair is a mess."

Brunette To Blonde
Just be happy you're not on the rag !

I thought the reason for wearing thongs was to get rid of the pantie line.