But officer! I'm just a countryboy" i couldn't have been doing more than 83!!!

This is for you country!lol 🙂

Well" officer...I lost it!!! I just lost it!!! I just got tired of flaping my lips about them not cleaning that dang living room!

Sorry hun, I was excited about a box of Napa's I found at the local and got a little ahead of myself.



Thanks for the tribute Clintok, LOL
Country

Excuse me....Ma'am...can you tell me how to get the liquor store?

ETHEL!!!...You better HOPE you didn't damage my STOGIES!!!

OH DEAR!!! Theal will be HELL on the home front tonight!!

You know your a Redneck, when you park your truck in the living room.

Toto....we're not in Kansas anymore!

Sensuous...sent you up....can you check the oil?

Does this mean no sex tonight, Sarah?





Country

I'm going to pay for that one.

Edith! I'm watching the game!...Would you PLEASE! go the other way!!!

Now I'm! telling you" That scratch on the hood was there before i took the truck!

Well! go ahead! tell my wife"...I'm sure your old man won't appreciate it either!

News Release, "Today Bill Clinton added a garage to his new Presidental Library."

If i hadn't listened to you!, we wouldnt be in this fix! I wanted to turn left on Belvadeer st.

That's the last time I'm gonna try and steer anything with my butt.

the adjuster! THE ADJUSTER!!...I could care less what he will think!

Great, the Flux Compasitor is broken! When we hit 88 miles per hour we were supposed to go back to the future.


Country

Aw come on Honey, it's not that bad... Just think of it being like that bar we go to that has the front of a Bel-Air hanging on the wall... It's just that we get to enjoy it and so do our neighbors, just look at the way everyone is smiling and pointing...

Aw come on Honey, it's not that bad... Just think of it being like that bar we go to that has the front of a Bel-Air hanging on the wall... It's just that we get to enjoy it and so do our neighbors, just look at the way everyone is smiling and pointing...