ohhh sh*t... andy and 8track.. you guys are truley nuts!!!

i cant quit laughing!!!!!

Im glad there are people out there with the same twisted sense of humor as I. Its been a good friday!!!!

v

I am at a loss for words! You guys are too f'ng funny! Thanks for the laugh!

I wish I had one of those toilets that squirt the water on your bunghole. What are those things called?

an ENEMA!!!!

By the way, where is the thread on how people roll their toilet paper - over/under. I'm exculsively an "over" person. If I'm at your house and yours is under, I'll switch it. LOL

puskarich;

Bidet -

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=9&messageDisplay=0000000042331 

puskarich !!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHH SH*T... YOU CRACKED ME UP!!

because i DO THE SAME THING!!!!!!.. my girlfriend and i do it to each other at home ALL THE TIME.. and when i was little .. i would switch it at my grandma's house.. i wonder how many time grandpa yelled from the bathroom.. "Margret.. damn*t.. you know if dont like the toilet paper this way".. and she swears she didnt do it.. and an all out yelling match ensues!! haa haaa

DEFINETLY AN OVER THE TOP GUY HERE!!!

ohh that was fn haliours!!!....

bloddy...thanks for the warning on the smelly ISOM!! LMAO!!

V

puskarich,

that butt squirting thing is called a Baday..or bade..

pronounced Baa day... or transladed to english by the french.. Le Butt washer!!

v

Three shells.

You can wipe your butt with shells??

Yes, and Sally sells shells down by the sea shore.

I only use shells with Aloe.

I have used "lambs ear" in desperate occasions when afield!! haa haa.

Mayapple leaves are to juciy.. and oak leaves are too dry.. but lambs ear... not that nice soft velvet side is the cats meow!!! 🙂

v

Don't use Spanish Moss.............it'll give you chiggers.

I know a guy who crapped down the sleeve of his coveralls while hunting.

http://www.timebegan.com/albums/summer2002/lambs_ear_2.sized.jpg 

:) so you now what your lookin for next time you find yourself stranded in a field with no paper!!

v

I cannot believe I am on a message board populated mostly by 30 - 40 something men and no one has seen Demolition Man? Three shells!!!!!

Heather

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH demolition man!!!

DUHHHHH!! HA HAA i dont remember what they represented?

v

You really need to rent it again, VRF. The shells replaced tp.

Heather

http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com/answered/shells.htm 

i have to poo.......hummm wad or fold???

LMAO!!!

v