vfrtwice, funny story for you. I was pooping at the apartment of my fiance's sister. Went in the bathroom and saw the TP was rolled UNDER!!! Oh the humanity!!! So I had to switch it before I wiped. While I was in there, my fiance says to her sister, "If your TP is rolled under, Rich is going to switch it." Sure enough, when I came out of the bathroom, her sister runs in there to check. It was rolled over -- the correct way.

thats funny..

and note.. the "correct way" is OVER THE TOP!

CONTRARY TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS!! HAA HAAA

V

well...are you a convert?

"Which is the correct way to put a roll of bathroom tissue on the holder? Should the free end be away from the wall or toward the wall?"

Think for a moment.

OK. The answer: "The correct way is to have the tail away from the wall. It makes more product visible, on the roll and hanging down. Also, as a gracious host, you want to present this tissue to guests. Make it so they can see it. It's like you're handing it to them."

RDC.. still undecited!! haa ha I Dont like the tiolet here ... so i will have to give it the true and official test later tonight after a few coronas, some spagetti and a good smoke!! lol

v

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V

Riddle me this.... Whats the skinny on the bidets? Anyone use one before? Can you get them here in the US? I imagine they'd have to be special ordered and you couldnt just run down to Lowes and pick one up. Is the water ice cold or can you run a hot/cold mix in it? I wonder how much trouble it would be to convert a regular toilet hookup to a bidet?

This is a great 'get the weekend started' kind of thread. In a different thread, I told folks about how I generally go against the grain of the world.

My bathroom habits (wad-der) and toilet paper display (under) prove my rebel roots.

I seem to usually be in the minority.

I better call my mom and make sure I'm Caucasian.

(no offense Tey & adroomi).

puskarich,

I have never used one.. but i bet from the sounds of the.. i might have ONE HELL OF A TIME getting Kari out of the bathroom if i got one!! haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa

I would think though you would have to get naked to use it properly.. unless it had a dryer installed. Cause when you stood up all the water woudl run down your legs and get your underwear all wet befoe you could grab a towel.>>?? but i think some do have dryers.. HELL.. if thats the case... Kari may have a ONE HELL OF A TIME getting ME out of the bathroom!!

HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA

V

Since we're on the subject - another TP peeve of mine. The Charmin Big Roll. The damn thing is too large for a standard roll. The first few times you use the roll, you gotta paw at it. Otherwise, you do the pull/rip combo thing and only get 2 squares.

One day the fiance surprised me with the Charmin Big Roll extender. It is a replacement roller that allows the Big Roll to roll freely. I've never looked back.

If you had a bidet, you'd still need TP to dry off with. There'd be no way I could drip dry. Nooooo way.

AMEN... on the big role extender.. i just got mine a couple of weeks ago.. i was about to take the dremmel or sawsaw to the vanity !! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think i would have lost my deposit though!!!

v

Just before he dropped off the face of the world, Andrew Dice Clay had a sitcom on CBS. In one episode, the only one I remember, his wife took him to an open house that was way out of their league.

The bathroom had a bidet, or how ever you spell it. Dice went up to it, turned it on and yelled to his wife and the realtor, "Hey honey, look! They got a fountain in the bathroom!" From which point he took a long drink from it...

LMAO on Dremeling the vanity!!!

Cruel thing to do to your co-workers - especially if you have those huge wheels of TP in the metal round dispensers. Scotch tape the tail end of of the TP to the rest of the roll. They'll be rolling and rolling and rolling trying to find the tail.

puskarich;

check out the link in post 26 - I gave a play by play on Bidet use.

You guys are outta control! LMAO

Erik

Folding keeps myash off my fingers!

eeeewwwwwww!

fold it and over the top ( unless you have cat's that will play with the roll) then towards the wall.

i think i'm screwed !!! i mean i'm a little bit twisted but..... after this thread,,,,,,,,this is just wrong.... but anyways....three shells here too!!!!!

sometimes I just set a roll on the top of the crapper.