A pirate looks at forty is the best buffet song. Close second is Gypsies in the palace!
Name the kid:
Ruggaletta
Ruggalencia
Ruggalenda
Ruggalena
Ruggelda
or if you don't like those try:
Incontenetia buttocks (IB for short)
Helen Denise (thus making her HDTV)
I'll start making room in the Humi now....