Ah yes, tuxes and sizing. Reminds me of weddings. Here's a song you hear at every wedding , but I somewhat personalized it for Andy. I even threw in my size guess halfway through...
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at "andy's" butt.
It is so big. *scoff* He looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, his butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
he's just so ... freakin sexy!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a Andy walks in with an oversize waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt Andy's got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen him dancin'
The hell with romancin'
He's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
he's gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your Andytv got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'him to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Andy got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Andy got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that Andy bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my Andy like Flo Jo
A word to the thick BOTL, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *Herf*
Til the break of dawn
Andy got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Andy got back!
Andy got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to BOTL's, Cigar Aficionado ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-42-54? Only if Andy's 5'-3"
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got Andy's buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is Large and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a full size Andy, I can't resist him
Red beans and rice didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Andy got back!
(Lot in the middle but He got much back) [4x]
