tailgater
14 years ago
Great OP!

But I feel the need to add some insight:
1. Being taller than 5' 6" is not necessarily "tall". Unless, well you know where this is going.
2. Being able to avoid the toilets for 90 minutes in a row is not a big deal.

Other than that, carry on.
donutboy2000
14 years ago
rick still hates women!


NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
tailgater

my grandfather was 4' 11" and my grandmother was almost 4'10". we always keep a small ladder in front of the toilet. if i was 5' 6" i would have a lot more cabinets in the kitchen i could use.

before i get on an elevator on the 7th floor, i use the toilet. when i get off at the first floor, i head right for the toilet
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

we always keep a small ladder in front of the toilet.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:




I KNEW it!!!
bloody spaniard
14 years ago
If you're small enough, I suppose a flushing toilet COULD be used as a jacuzzi. 🤔
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago
Can't you just see him swinging from the pullchain as a kid hoping he doesn't go all in![frypan]
bloody spaniard
14 years ago

Can't you just see him swinging from the pullchain as a kid hoping he doesn't go all in![frypan]

DrMaddVibe wrote:




That and a large log is all that stood between him and certain death...:-&
ZRX1200
14 years ago
You know women soccor players probably don't have prostate problems......or girly bladders.
daveincincy
14 years ago
Some of these girls are pretty HOT. =p~
Papachristou
14 years ago
it's actually called futball. i dont know where rick is from.......
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
Papachristou

born and raised in brooklyn new york, lived in one of the first government housing projects.

you can take the kid out of the projects, but ..........
daveincincy
14 years ago


you can take the kid out of the projects, but ..........

RICKAMAVEN wrote:



...you can't take the government mentality out of the kid? 😟


And getting back on topic, that you don't understand soccer. People fear things they don't understand like soccer...and women. 😂
Mattie B
14 years ago
So was this an original post or did you copy and paste this?

When I first read this I thought, what an idiot. But soon I realized this has to be a joke.

Soccer is very near and dear to my heart. We watch soccer almost every evening at my house.




If you need help understanding the game, I'll be more than happy to assist.
DrafterX
14 years ago
fishinguitarman
14 years ago
Every time I get ready to take a nap, I turn on a soccer game and it puts me right out!
Charlie
14 years ago
Only watch when the ladies are playing and then do not know WTF is going on! It always reaffirms my love for MLB!
daveincincy
14 years ago

Every time I get ready to take a nap, I turn on a soccer game and it puts me right out!

fishinguitarman wrote:



I do the same, but it's golf for me. The announcers [quiet] voices just lul me to sleep, and the occasional sound of clapping is like the waves curling into the beach...and then there's the....the...zzzzzZZZZZ 😴
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
Mattie B

it is free form and i tried for funny.
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