ZRX1200
14 years ago
Well than see we found some common ground today......
FuzzNJ
14 years ago

Well than see we found some common ground today......

ZRX1200 wrote:



Wish that could have happened during the Bush administration when you were defending the patriot act and other sh*t Bush did.
HockeyDad
14 years ago

Anti American, anti constitution. Just like Bush limiting Habeas Corpus, the Patriot Act, Sneak and Peek searches, the drug war etc. Same stuff, different occupant. Obama is far from liberal, much to my disappointment.

FuzzNJ wrote:





Cone disillusion!
ZRX1200
14 years ago
Glad were getting along so well.


Yeah I really championed the patriot act as a brilliant piece of legislation. Mmmmhum. Yup.

Now that we've absolved our sins in the Cbid confessional I think we should hold hands in a circle and sing we are the world. Then have a cigar.
jpotts
14 years ago

Anti American, anti constitution. Just like Bush limiting Habeas Corpus, the Patriot Act, Sneak and Peek searches, the drug war etc. Same stuff, different occupant. Obama is far from liberal, much to my disappointment.

FuzzNJ wrote:



No, Fuzz, he is EXACTLY what you wanted.

You want a guy who is going to "even the playing field." Well, you don't do that by taking stuff away from one side of the playing field, and depositing it in the other. And in order to do that, you need to violate or both sides of that field.

Your only regrets are that a) you weren't bright enough to figure that one out, and b) couldn't realize that the had that gives is also the hand that takes things away.

You special brand of idiocy causes millions to suffer needlessly.
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
ZRX1200

one day your internist,during an otherwise routine, will walk towards you slathering KY
jelly on his middle finger and tell you to lpwer your pants and lean over the table and relax.
you won't but there is no way to tighten your sphincter to prevent a little finger from entering
and continue it's intrusiveness as much as 4 to 5 inches, or more if your doctor has long fingers.

then to add to your discomfort by massagingyour prostrate to feel if he suspects it is enlarged,.
after age 45 it will be and that's the time internists move up to a series 800 Mercedes.

he will want a biopsy and he will offer to do itin the office to save a trip to the hospital.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT HIS OFFER OF DOING IT IN THE OFFICE OR ANY PLACE
UNLESS YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS. I AM SURE YOU HAVE DONE SOME PLUMBING
IN YOUR TIME SO IF I SAY 3/4 INCH GALVANIZED ABOUT 5INCHES LONG EXCEPT IT IS MADE OF
STAINLESS STEEL SO IT IS SMOOTH AND CAN BESTERILIZED, YOURS IS NOT THE ONLY ASS
HOLE THAT. NEEDS AN INSPECTION.

by the time it is placed against your prostate it will be body temperature but you being some where
in the twilight zone won't know.

a biopsy is the removal of a piece of body tissue that is removed so it can be tested for any
abnormalities, like cancer, for the prostate a hollow tipped needle about the size of your dear old
mother's knitting needles, the ones she used to knit those cute little sweaters when you were a
toddler.

there is a small guide hole in he side of the pipe snuggled close to your prostate and where the
biopsies are to be gathered. and knitting needle is spring loaded so that when placed in the guide
hole and the spring is released it enters the prostate just enough to catch a small piece of the prostate
is removed and placed in sterilized container to be sent to the lab.

this is done 6 times at different depths and at different sides of the prostate to get several different
pieces of flesh so as thorough a test of the prostate can be done.

the doctor never informed me that as long as you are out cold this is a good time to perform an internal
urinary track and internal exam of your bladder considered to be a difficult exam for the patient
considering the curved instrument that has to ne positioned in the patients and the subsiquent removal
of the device causing a slight burning and some internal bleeding for a few days while he body recovers
from the irritation.

this procedure is referred to as a Cystoscopy. request this exam also. i liitle blood in he urineand slight
burning for a few days could save some trouble later.

female congresswomen and senators are trying to amend the shove a cold mechanical device ino a woman's
vagina against her wishes new republican law in several states.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

ZRX1200

one day your internist,during an otherwise routine, will walk towards you slathering KY
jelly on his middle finger and tell you to lpwer your pants and lean over the table and relax.
you won't but there is no way to tighten your sphincter to prevent a little finger from entering
and continue it's intrusiveness as much as 4 to 5 inches, or more if your doctor has long fingers.

then to add to your discomfort by massagingyour prostrate to feel if he suspects it is enlarged,.
after age 45 it will be and that's the time internists move up to a series 800 Mercedes.

he will want a biopsy and he will offer to do itin the office to save a trip to the hospital.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT HIS OFFER OF DOING IT IN THE OFFICE OR ANY PLACE
UNLESS YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS. I AM SURE YOU HAVE DONE SOME PLUMBING
IN YOUR TIME SO IF I SAY 3/4 INCH GALVANIZED ABOUT 5INCHES LONG EXCEPT IT IS MADE OF
STAINLESS STEEL SO IT IS SMOOTH AND CAN BESTERILIZED, YOURS IS NOT THE ONLY ASS
HOLE THAT. NEEDS AN INSPECTION.

by the time it is placed against your prostate it will be body temperature but you being some where
in the twilight zone won't know.

a biopsy is the removal of a piece of body tissue that is removed so it can be tested for any
abnormalities, like cancer, for the prostate a hollow tipped needle about the size of your dear old
mother's knitting needles, the ones she used to knit those cute little sweaters when you were a
toddler.

there is a small guide hole in he side of the pipe snuggled close to your prostate and where the
biopsies are to be gathered. and knitting needle is spring loaded so that when placed in the guide
hole and the spring is released it enters the prostate just enough to catch a small piece of the prostate
is removed and placed in sterilized container to be sent to the lab.

this is done 6 times at different depths and at different sides of the prostate to get several different
pieces of flesh so as thorough a test of the prostate can be done.

the doctor never informed me that as long as you are out cold this is a good time to perform an internal
urinary track and internal exam of your bladder considered to be a difficult exam for the patient
considering the curved instrument that has to ne positioned in the patients and the subsiquent removal
of the device causing a slight burning and some internal bleeding for a few days while he body recovers
from the irritation.

this procedure is referred to as a Cystoscopy. request this exam also. i liitle blood in he urineand slight
burning for a few days could save some trouble later.

female congresswomen and senators are trying to amend the shove a cold mechanical device ino a woman's
vagina against her wishes new republican law in several states.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:




Cliff note version:

What are you gonna do when a Death Panel comes to you?
DadZilla3
14 years ago

Cliff note version:

What are you gonna do when a Death Panel comes to you?

DrMaddVibe wrote:



Don't forget...Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
ZRX1200
14 years ago
And this is how grown up Dems respond :

Third female lawmaker introduces bill to limit men’s Viagra access By Liz Goodwin | The Lookout - 17 hrs ago

Democratic Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner is the third female lawmaker to introduce a bill that would limit men's access to Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs to make a statement about the dozens of anti-abortion bills that have passed statehouses around the country over the last year.

Turner is opposed to a proposed bill that would prohibit abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected, which can happen as early as six weeks into a pregnancy. The Dayton Daily News reports that Turner's bill would mandate that men seeking Viagra be "tested for heart problems, receive counseling about possible side effects and receive information about 'pursuing celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice.'"

Turner said on MSNBC Monday that the bill is about showing "men as much love in the reproductive health arena as they have shown us over the years. My Senate Bill 307 is all about the love and making sure we look out for men's sexual health."

Rep. Lynn Wachtmann, the heartbeat bill's sponsor, told the Dayton Daily News that the comparison between Viagra and abortions isn't valid.

Turner is one of several female Democratic state lawmakers who are wielding the power of sarcasm to protest a wave of anti-abortion legislation.

In January, Virginia state Sen. Janet Howell introduced an amendment to the state's controversial ultrasound bill, which required women seeking abortions to first undergo a vaginal ultrasound. The amendment, which failed, said that all men seeking Viagra would have to first get a rectal exam. The ultrasound bill passed after Republican Gov. Bob McDonnell successfully requested that the vaginal ultrasound requirement be removed. Women seeking abortions will still have to receive an external ultrasound under the new bill.

Earlier this month, Illinois state Rep. Kelly Cassidy introduced an amendment to another bill that would require women to get ultrasounds before being allowed to get abortions. The amendment mandated that men seeking Viagra watch a graphic video about the drug's potential side effects. "If they are serious about us not being able to make our own health care decisions, then I'm just as serious about them not being able to make theirs," she said.

Missouri state Rep. Stacey Newman, a Democrat, introduced legislation that would allow men to get vasectomies only if their life depended upon the procedure, which was similar to Georgia state Rep. Yasmin Neal's bill. "In determining whether a vasectomy is necessary, no regard shall be made to the desire of a man to father children, his economic situation, his age, the number of children he is currently responsible for, or any danger to his wife or partner in the event a child is conceived," the tongue-in-cheek Missouri bill reads.

According to the abortion rights group the Guttmacher Institute, a record-breaking 92 new abortion-restricting laws were passed in 2011. Two of those laws mandated that women have ultrasounds and look at the images before being allowed to get an abortion.
dpnewell
14 years ago
^Of course. Treating male erectile dysfunction is the equivalent of a women murdering her unborn child. What's even scarier is that some here will actually find this twisted train of thought to be rational.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago
So yelling out..."You'd better swallow or this is going in your eye"...is that bad?

Can I get a ruling on that one?

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/swallow-or-its-going-in-your-eye/ 
daveincincy
14 years ago
Dems vs. Reps.... stiff competition. Citizens get the shaft in the end.
Brewha
14 years ago
The real problem here is a lack separation between church and state. The people who see abortion as murder do so because of religious believes (God knows it not based on scientific ones).

If people would stop trying to force their religious beliefs on others, abortion would not be an issue . . . .
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

The real problem here is a lack separation between church and state. The people who see abortion as murder do so because of religious believes (God knows it not based on scientific ones).

If people would stop trying to force their religious beliefs on others, abortion would not be an issue . . . .

Brewha wrote:




Yeah...everyone should have about 20 of them! They're like Lay's potato chips...once you pop you can't stop!

You'd think the Democratic Party would put an end to all of that...they want more people on the dole and more mouths to feed in the system!

Glass half full!

http://www.lifenews.com/2012/03/16/obama-admin-oks-using-aborted-babies-brains-in-lab-tests/ 
Brewha
14 years ago

Yeah...everyone should have about 20 of them! They're like Lay's potato chips...once you pop you can't stop!

You'd think the Democratic Party would put an end to all of that...they want more people on the dole and more mouths to feed in the system!

Glass half full!

DrMaddVibe wrote:



Of course, ignorance is also a bit of a problem . . . . .
wheelrite
14 years ago

Of course, ignorance is also a bit of a problem . . . . .

Brewha wrote:




That explains the Wire Coat Hanger scar on your head,,,
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
daveincincy #2

i have tried to respond to your post about
the cost of parking at a massacre event
three times and every time i go back to
something you said the designer of this web
site erases what i had started. i try to write
my responses in the write program (circa
windows 93) and then copy it to cbid. some
times i rfemember, sometimes i forget,

your reward to me is much appreciated
"I knew when I checked into this thread Rick
would have some strong words of wisdom."
you and buckwheat have made this enclave
of special needs people more interesting.

zrx 007 and his "Cunning linguist." post 7 are
a big help making my visit to this zoo moe
interesting.

it's been a long time since i worked with a
group of salesmen and sat around after a
meeting shooting the the sh breeze and
making each other laugh, and my 4 dogs
who gather around toby and me (might be i)
but me (might be i digress) don't tell jokes.

we turn on our favorite tv shows and fall
asleep. the english bulldog is the only
schnorer in the group,

when toby and rick (that's better) used to
have season tickets to the lakers parking
was free for the handicapped, and i still
remember the seventh game of a series
against i'll ask toby later when she wakes
up. she walked ahead of me and i sat
outside shooting the sh breeze with
someone and then chasing my ticket as the
wind took it out of my hands, the ticket was
less then $30. for season ticket holders.

only jack nickelson was a 1%er then, the rest
of us could all afford season tickets.

punch line for your approval

man to wife "$14.10, who gave you ten
cents."
wife to husband "everybody."
engletl
14 years ago

Really?

This is what it has come to. I have to say that I am disappointed by this juvenile, pointless post.

And Rick, wanting to kill ourselves is how the 99% of Americans right now (that is the ones that think that the current president is a steaming pile of s**t) feel all the time.

Hopefully this election will fix that.

At this point, I would vote for anyone who is not obama.



J

calavera wrote:


As long as we all would vote for the same "anybody who is not obama" then we could accomplish getting rid of him as President
RICKAMAVEN
14 years ago
engletl

i am worn to a frazzle from the previous post. i said kill me, not everyone.

do i detect disapproval over President Obama's saving the country.

i no longer care to discuss with anyone who thinks he didn't save the USA's ass.

no one could have done a better job and if you want romney or gingrich, or sanitarium, good luck.

this is the best the repub's have.. i hope the jello is real good tonight at the supper table.

lights out promptly after hannity.
dpnewell
14 years ago

engletl

i am worn to a frazzle from the previous post. i said kill me, not everyone.

do i detect disapproval over President Obama's saving the country.

i no longer care to discuss with anyone who thinks he didn't save the USA's ass.


no one could have done a better job and if you want romney or gingrich, or sanitarium, good luck.

this is the best the repub's have.. i hope the jello is real good tonight at the supper table.

lights out promptly after hannity.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:




I'm totally dumbfounded, as to how anyone could actually believe such a statement. Where's the "shaking one's head in disbelief" smiley?
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