HockeyDad
13 years ago
Why do they all carry knives?
teedubbya
13 years ago

Why do they all carry knives?

HockeyDad wrote:



just in case they run into a self proclaimed globalist
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

Those are US agencies..... they are a peice of cake. It's the local government that is AWFUL...... everything is on paper somewhere but not able to be found (until they just show up). It is the whole reason their birth certificates are null and void (and were used for illegal immigration). What a mess.

did someone call the PRs a race?

teedubbya wrote:




I've heard it often & some call them "brown" (perhaps after tanning at Luquillo all day). Redneck & uninformed IMHO.


If you think US agencies are a piece of cake by comparison I'd HATE to deal with the local governments. LOL
teedubbya
13 years ago
My wife calls herself brown and me a whitey or gringo. do I need to tell her she is wrong and is really uninformed about puerto rico andshe is a red neck (she did take me to see molly hatchet, the outlaws, nazerath and skynard)? I don't want to because she has a knife and stuff.

True story ..... when I met her she didn't have much money and was raising two kids. She had one cheap (kmart brand) chefs knife that she used for everything. Cutting meat, opening cans, as a screw driver, cutting small limbs (trees not the kids, defrosting the freezer, etc)...... we still have the knife....

she thought she could use my good knives like that.... we had a tussle... afterwards I admitted she could do what she wants and I'm frightened of her but requested that she not do so as her decision not because I requested it.
jetblasted
13 years ago

Why do they all carry knives?

HockeyDad wrote:



Because President Ford wants to make them a steak !!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-4397973/saturday_night_live_weekend_update_emily_litella_on_puerto_rico_season_2/ 
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

My wife calls herself brown and me a whitey or gringo. do I need to tell her she is wrong and is really uninformed about puerto rico andshe is a red neck (she did take me to see molly hatchet, the outlaws, nazerath and skynard)? I don't want to because she has a knife and stuff.

True story ..... when I met her she didn't have much money and was raising two kids. She had one cheap (kmart brand) chefs knife that she used for everything. Cutting meat, opening cans, as a screw driver, cutting small limbs (trees not the kids, defrosting the freezer, etc)...... we still have the knife....

she thought she could use my good knives like that.... we had a tussle... afterwards I admitted she could do what she wants and I', frightened of her but requested that she not do so as her decision not because I requested it.

teedubbya wrote:




Hey, some PR's ARE "brown" (racial mixture as stated above). What do want from me??? Call my lawyer. I'm just saying they don't all fit into that stereotype.

...and great knife story! LOL! I think that's a woman thing. Wife and mom find more uses for knives than that pocket fisherman with the built- in cork screw.
teedubbya
13 years ago

Hey, some PR's ARE "brown" (racial mixture as stated above). What do want from me??? Call my lawyer. I'm just saying they don't all fit into that stereotype.

...and great knife story! LOL! I think that's a woman thing. Wife and mom find more uses for knives than that pocket fisherman with the built- in cork screw.

bloody spaniard wrote:



I just didn't know where you were going with it.....

my wife gets mad at me when I pretend I don't know who the Taínos are and ask her to tell me about those taint people again.... the ones with the nice teets and funny clothes
teedubbya
13 years ago
hey drafter there are nips in this link. one of the relics reminds me of the relic in the exorcist part XXXIV

http://www.elboricua.com/history.html 
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
^ Speaking of nips, there are also hispanic asian Puerto Ricans.
Just thought you should know, you racist.🍺
DrafterX
13 years ago

hey drafter there are nips in this link. one of the relics reminds me of the relic in the exorcist part XXXIV

http://www.elboricua.com/history.html 

teedubbya wrote:



:-k

I'll figure it out later... think I'll go throw some yuca on da barbacoa..... 😟
teedubbya
13 years ago

^ Speaking of nips, there are also hispanic asian Puerto Ricans.
Just thought you should know, you racist.🍺

bloody spaniard wrote:



Really? never knew that. I thought the chineese resteraunte off the main square in Cabo Rojo that served nearly traditional chineese fare with a side of rice and beans was owned by russians.

My favorite spanish deli is owned by eskimos
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

:-k
I'll figure it out later... think I'll go throw some yuca on da barbacoa..... 😟

DrafterX wrote:





Won't that sting?[whip]
teedubbya
13 years ago
barbacoa is my favorite hanoi jane movie
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

Really? never knew that. I thought the chineese resteraunte off the main square in Cabo Rojo that served nearly traditional chineese fare with a side of rice and beans was owned by russians.
My favorite spanish deli is owned by eskimos

teedubbya wrote:




On of he funniest things I can remember as a child (besides your momma) was making the family trek to an "authentic" Spanish restaurant in NY that specialized in paellas (La Bilbaina?). I heard the kitchen staff get into a heated argument & when the kitchen doors swung open saw a roomful of asians screaming in perfect spanish. LOL Turns out they were Cuban-Chinese emigres.
teedubbya
13 years ago
it is hysterical when different races collide!
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

it is hysterical when different races collide!

teedubbya wrote:




That's what George Lopez's mom said when he was born.8-[
teedubbya
13 years ago

That's what George Lopez's mom said when he was concieved.8-[

bloody spaniard wrote:




fixed it for you. you need a writer.
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
I'm going to miss these conversations after I get committed.🤤
teedubbya
13 years ago

I'm going to miss these conversations after I get committed.🤤

bloody spaniard wrote:



I'll miss them after you get committed too. But after several years of therapy they will let you out and you'll finally get to mail the letters. I look forward to the day of getting hundreds of your letters delivered at once.
teedubbya
13 years ago
True story I think I told in here before.

In college I had to move back into the dorms for a semester and got randomly assigned a roommate. I called him doral dave because he smoked 4+ packs of cigarettes (Dorals) a day (never had to light a match.... he chained them). he drove a $500 car because he would just junk it for another when the windsheild got to cloudy from smoke residue but I digress.

Dave's legs didn't work well and he had a scooter. He was a vietnam vet taking 2 or 3 hours. He did get shot, but not in the war but that wan't the reason he couldn't walk. He got cancer and it crushed something in his spine.

His ex wife (not an ex at the time) shot him. When I asked why he said he didn't know but when he walked out of his girlfriends house there she was with a shot gun. She apparantly didn't know how to release the safety so it took a few attempts. She was in prision at the time for attempted murder. She had a restraining order against him however because her therapist thought he had a bad effect on her recovery LOL.

I **** you not. He wrote multiple letters to her every day, put them in seperate envelopes, addressed them, stamped them then put them in a shoe box. He was just starting his third shoebox when I bailed.

I got really drunk on mescal with a buddy one night and we came very close to dumping them all into the public mailbox. I really don't know what stopped us.


Ahhh good times.
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