Just read the entire thread again, and I am LMAO as usual....

One of the best....keep topping it from time to time!

Charlie

^agreed. top quality. i LOVE it!

This one still makes me ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

LOL

Charlie

This is the first time I ever read this thread. Holy crap is it funny. I agree, he did have good intentions, I guess. I don't think I woud have wanted little fish swimming with me in the pool though. Might as well swim in a creek.

Re 138: I want one!! Now all I have to do is get a house and a pool.

Lady T

Something to add, in the spirit of our beloved "pool fish":

Every year on Easter Sunday, Hugh Hefner invites the extended Playboy "family" (past Playmates and their husbands and kids, certain execs and celeb pals, etc.) to celebrate at the Playboy Mansion.

They do a huge egg hunt on the Mansion grounds for about a hundred or so kids, there are lots of Easter "Bunnies" (if you catch my meaning) and they even have a "petting zoo" (no, this is not a joke).

So this past year, one of my camera crews covered the event and I got a call on my cell phone just as I was getting out of church (yes, I know, why bother when I am so clearly going to hell?).

It's one of my producers and she's sort of freaked out. She says, "This year's petting zoo... there's a porcupine! And a baby alligator! Kids are being put into a pen with a porcupine -- and an alligator! Should I be shooting this?"

And I was like, "Hell, yeah, Hef's pulling a 'pool fish'!"

BTW, I just asked someone to pull some photos and I'll post if we have any pics of the more dangerous animals in the petting zoo. (Maybe Hef read this thread and thought Charlie was serious?!)

ScottHar

#146 Dammit!!!! Couldn't you have stopped at ""petting zoo" (no, this is not a joke)"? I had such a different thought about what the petting zoo at Hef's mansion would involve. Then you had to go AND TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY RUIN IT, YOU BASTID!!!!!!!! FIE UPON THEE, AND A POX UPON YOUR HOUSEHOLD FOR RUINING MY NEWLY DEVELOPING PLAYBOY MANSION PETTING ZOO FANTASY.


P.S. See you in Hell. Have your demons call my demons. Let's hang out, do lunch, etc.

Topped for Tuck.......LOL at Hef's Petting Party....

It just gets funnier and funnier, billg you have a classic that will continue to get bigger.

Hef should try big cats as well, a tiger, leopard maybe a jaguar......kick and outrun the big cat.....if you make it to saftey you get your choice of playmates for the evening, if not, oh well.......too bad

Charlie

Whoops my bad, safty........too much laughing thinking about running from a Tiger.......

Charlie

150 isn't as exciting

as 151 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, to the top

Charlie

Tossing Rattlesnakes, loved that game as a child!!

Havin her party next weekend once again without the gold fish..
I did stock my pond with 200 gf but only one left. The pond is fed from run off from the woods and when we get a good storm they get flushed away. Not quite sure why i stock it every year.

bill

^just get more!!!!

What Andy said...

Buy 400 GF...two will survive and they will surely fill your pond up rather quickly...

Your daughter is old enough now that she and her friends could have a lot of friend betting on which fish will die last.

Winner gets the freshest of the sashimi.

ScottHar

This has inspired me. I'm having all my employees and their spouses, dates, whatever for a BBQ this weekend. We do this every year.

I think I'm going to fill the bunker nearest my home, the left bunker on the fifth green, with saltwater, then turn my saltwater fish and a crab loose in there. We'll put up a beach umbrella, some chairs...

Hmmm...nobody mentioned letting each kid paint their fish and then putting them in the pool...last decorated fish swimming wins a nice surprise...

(hint, must let paint dry on fish or it will just wash off as soon as fish is put in water)...

^uhhh, paint dry on live fish=dead fish...if you started your own thread with an idea like that...it would rival this thread for hilarity of ensuing remarks.