I expect several landing between now and Monday so it'll still be a challenge for some.I didn't make mine overly difficult.........I mean they see its from bum **** Texas they know it's me anyway.

Merry Christmas Mofo's

thanks?

Actually, I should thank you. You took that one for the team and I'm very grateful.

my breath smells terrific

You mean to tell me none of y'all have gotten your Brown Wings? 😲 😲 😲

I thought ya'll was all like some pioneers and chit up in this trailer park! 🤐

I am from the south have you ever heard if its heads suck in the fence it's a good day lmao

All righty....my Secret Santa bombed my mailbox today. I will try to sort through the wreckage and do some research before posting a list.

Especially if there is a step stool behind it cause I am short you know!

Yeah and some of that lube

Here is the damage inflicted upon me.

La Gloria Cubana serie r limitada 2003
Tat Jekyll Full Size
Tat Pudgy Chuck
Tiff
Tat Lil Monster Lil Drac
Wolfie
Mini Mum
Frank Jr
Baby Face
Viaje TNT (if my memory is correct)
Mi Querida Sakakhan nh
Onyx Vintage 97 (I believe) nh
Viaje Skull and Bones M?stery
Tatuaje Négociant Monopole No. 4
LFD DL452
DE Deadwood Crazy Alice nh
DE Fat Bottom Betty
Black Label Santa Muerte nh
Viaje C-4
Opus X Lost City Robbie 2016
Neanderthal SGP
Saison First Harvest 2009
Cain Straight Ligero
Cromag Cranium nh
Cromag Black Irish
601 La Bomba Atomic
La Palina Red Label Robbie
UF-13
Dirty Rat
AF Hemi Classic

Colibri White Cutter
Jameson Flask
Jameson Bottle Opener

and.......one ball sack stamp.
(Not really...he sent a small, kids octopus stamper).

Pretty sure that was Hank the Tank’s clue to who he was.

Thanks for 30 awesome cigars and the accompanying swag.

David

Any other’s land today?

Great job some of the smokes I have never even heard of

My A.s.S. Came today and it wiped out my entire neighborhood. My neighbors are ready to kill me since this thing leveled all of their houses.

I am guessing that the challenge coin is my hint and my only guess is Stinger. Well that and his address is on the box.

Dude, thank you so much! Your generosity is so over the top! So many cigars I have been wanting to try!

Here is the damage:

Partagas Culebras CC
Cohibas Maduro 5 CC
Bolivar CC
Liga No 9
H.Upmann Magnum 46
SLR Serie A Cab Select (what is this?)
Puros Indios One Cigar The Indio Chief (massive cigar about 2 feet long)
Black Pearl Cedar wrap with purple ribbon
2 Tat Skinny Monsters (not sure which ones)
BLTC Satuation
Undercrown Sungrown Pig
Diamond Crown
Pardon 1926
Don Pepin Original
Cupido Tuxed
AF Sungrown
Jericho Hill Lancero
Pot Laranga Lancero CC
Partagas 150
BLTC Lawless

Founders Dirty ****
Founders Breakfast Stout
Dragons Milk Bourbon Barrel Aged
Yeti Rambler
Xikar cutter and lighter
Chuck Norris Calendar
Aloha Macs chocolates
Military Challenge coin

You are correct on the Onyx. Got a couple in a purchase from a friend.

The SLR Serie A Cab Select is one of Buckwheats very aged Cubans. I would say that it is a special occasion cigar.

Awesome job by my vet

Wow! Way to go, gentlemen.

Holy Freaking COW!

The package from my ASS arrived today and BOY oh BOY my ASS was generous as PhuGGGG!

It is going to take me a bit to get all that was in my ASS package sorted, written down and listed.

With that being said, I would like to send out a huge huge SUPER HUGE! thank you to my ASS.

because My ASS is the best ASS EVAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [hug]

It's so cool to see the bombs flying back and forth! Merry A.S.S. Christmas, you hooligans!

With all these ass bombs flying, dont let that distract you from the fact that I hate noops & lanceros. LoL

This reminds me of the old cbid. B4 the noops, lol. Soon as mine lands I'm hibernating.