Thx Frank. I’ll keep looking.

and your Yiddish is improving, two words within a few posts...so ya got that going for ya

Frankie says if they was up your azz, you'd know it.

Bud did you check?

Should probably check before ruling it out. Maybe.

Schrodinger's azz and stuff.

I know a guy.

My wife’s a nurse, so I asked her to check.

Without missing a beat, from 10 feet away, she reported that in her nursing opinion, they are not there. I just turned 50. I wonder if she could use her telekinetic diagnosis skills save me a trip to see Dr. Jellyfinger?

ah, the joys of 50...they'll be wanting to drive a camera up your azz soon, and if they find them, they can take pictures...🌫

If in the bag might still be smokeable. What's the RH% of the average American male rectum ?

i think hamk once had a similar scheme

"i put them in my bum for aging but i had switched my diet to vegan to loose weight and my rh was off. also my family is starving but i want to buy expensive coobans."

A new blind trade thread? Mystery Rectum Cigars with a Twist

Dark oily wrapper - very wet looking

Strong barnyard aroma - very earthy

Hard to light but no colon corrections after that.

1st third - tastes like dinner, steak and potatoes with a hint of asparagus

2nd third - tastes like lunch - spicy tacos

Last third - breakfast? Rotten eggs and coffee

Summary: Lots of complexity and change ups but overall a schitty cigar.

...I’m trying not to wake my wife while reading this in bed and laughing/snortling. I’d like to contribute to the discussion:

In trying to extrapolate the RH of the average rectum (hereafter referred to Organic Humidor, or OH) there are a number of factors to consider:

* The average OH is most likely well-seasoned. But is it getting oversaturated and therefore, over-seasoned?

* One must also factor in the age of the OH. Is it still holding its seal?

* Finally, one might wish to consider how often the OH is being opened, and for how long.

All of these can have a significant impact on RH of an OH.

Oh. And prunes might, as well.

this is all hilarious

they prolly ran off with my daughter's keys, which disappeared about the same time the cigars did...pretty sure they're gonna behave like ill-mannered noobs...no calls...no cards...

FIFY....8-[

if the seal is leaking, try replacing the o-ring muscle

Hahahahaha! This is perfect!

A spinhcter says What?.......🌫

WOW MOM WOW (doing somersaults)

I was going to use the term “prison purse,” but i like OUCH so much better.

bring on the next reviewer...

I'm slammed and gonna try one before i fly out tomorrow night. Sorry to hear Matt, Im not sure what I sent apart from I think 2 TAA as the stuff not on here. That's why I include the envelope. Hopefully they turn up for ya.

Review of danm's cigar #3
A 5-3/8 x 54 Box Press
Wrapper is Chocolate brown, dark and toothy...somewhat dry feeling, seams visible and loose, minor veins visible..
I think I see a triple cap, aroma at foot is barnyard, guillotine cut, and PLF is sweet tobacco, toasted nicely and light up was easy.
1/3 flavor is mild spicy pepper and sweet tobacco. Burn is slightly wonky, and needs relight 5 minutes in.
Flavor is becoming a bit woody, with some mild sweet bakers spice. Struggling to stay lit, tunneling, with a very flaky ash.

2/3-Burn is still very wonky. Flavors of wood and tobacco, pepper on tongue. Not much complexity. Pepper is picking up a bit, and I feel a bit of a nic kick.

3/3-Still fighting the burn, cigar is canoeing now...flavor is pretty much unchanged, pepper is fading. After circumcising and giving it a final relight, I laid this one to rest with about an inch and a half nub.

At first look at this cigar, I determined it was the yard gar, and after smoking, my opinion is unchanged...

Thanks for the opportunity danm, now on to the final cigar.🇨🇮