Dg west deptford
5 years ago
My cigar budget is her Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Channel budget. So she'd be pissed if I cheaped out and put in an order for $75.
Hobby budget this month was invested in Gun aquisitions though so I could properly defend her shoe closet in the unlikely event of a Biden voting hoard showing up to plunder and pillage.
The Black Aces tactical shotgun is a very nice addition to the family.
Black Aces matter!
benja123
5 years ago
I need a shotgun
frankj1
5 years ago

$75 is nothing, wife should be happy you have a hobby that keeps you home.
Mine started smoking with me out of sheer boredom during these times.
Although I've had some big orders I snuck in under the radar and quickly piled into the tupador to sort later. I don't want to show my weakness/obsession. Mrs B is not cheap but loves to hondle so if I say it was "such a deal" and I had coupon/codes she seems happy. Jewish proverb" Never pay retail!"

benja123 wrote:


gonna tell this one before it's too late to get away with it...


Heard around the synagogue:
why did God create goyim (gentiles)?

somebody has to pay retail
delta1
corey sellers
5 years ago
🍺

Get your balls out of her purse and use them.
MACS
5 years ago
24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.
ZRX1200
5 years ago
Thanks for keeping the lights on.

Buy quality not quantity.
izonfire
5 years ago

$75 is nothing, wife should be happy you have a hobby that keeps you home.
Mine started smoking with me out of sheer boredom during these times.
Although I've had some big orders I snuck in under the radar and quickly piled into the tupador to sort later. I don't want to show my weakness/obsession. Mrs B is not cheap but loves to hondle so if I say it was "such a deal" and I had coupon/codes she seems happy. Jewish proverb" Never pay retail!"

benja123 wrote:


If you’re married to a hondler, you must be a happy man...
DrMaddVibe
5 years ago

I need a shotgun

benja123 wrote:





"Buy a shotgun" - Joe Biden

This message has been brought to you by the thing...the thing...you know this.
Buckwheat
5 years ago

24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.

MACS wrote:


=d> 🍺
Palama
5 years ago

24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.

MACS wrote:



Howard / HNixon woulda had a hard time smoking all of them ROTT! 🙄
MACS
5 years ago
I really need to do that again... back then I had damn near 1000 Havanas in the cabinet.

Smoked 'em, shared 'em... and haven't kept up with the purchasing.
agrodge
5 years ago

I am just now seeing it . I will help him out with his mooch post for all that he does for this forum and customer service duties.

corey sellers wrote:


This place has a customer service?!
richokeeffe
5 years ago
a) Did she kill you?
b) 24 cigars - that's like a good week or two's worth
c) if shes' gonna kill you over 75 bucks, either go make more money or get another wife....geesh[sarcasm]
LeeBot
5 years ago

This place has a customer service?!



Not really, but they feel obligated to pretend they do out of a sense of political correctness.
clintCigar
5 years ago
come talk to me when you hit $500
CarsonTheCat
5 years ago
So.....no, she never killed me. It's funny that I posted this picture and thread way back in July, and they posted it a month later. She is very accepting of my hobby/habit, and most times can tell when I want or need a cigar, and will suggest that I go out and have one. Sometimes she'll sit outside with me on the deck, and we'll play backgammon while I smoke. She's certainly a keeper!

She does occasionally remark on how many cigars are in my Tupperdor, and say "You have enough cigars, right? You probably don't NEED to buy any more for a while."

True, I don't NEED to buy more right now, but I WANT to buy more.....LOL!
richokeeffe
5 years ago
well, if she presses on that NEED thing any, you may be able to reply that she doesn't NEED more clothes/shoes/makeup. Be prepared to run for your life tho
CarsonTheCat
5 years ago

well, if she presses on that NEED thing any, you may be able to reply that she doesn't NEED more clothes/shoes/makeup. Be prepared to run for your life tho

richokeeffe wrote:



Holy Śhit.....I would never even mention that. Although, she does have her monthly mani/pedi at $80.00 a pop, and when she gets her quarterly cut and color, it's like $200.00, so I feel like it evens out.
LeeBot
5 years ago
I NEED to turn my wife's closet into a walk-in humidor. I figure we can put her crap ( uh, "things") into boxes and climate controlled coolers. Seems fair to me. She's be unreasonable by WANTING me to bugger off.
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