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MoreBeer
Enthusiast

5 years ago

#41

It must suck to be poor.

izonfire
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#42

It must suck to be poor.

MoreBeer wrote:

It’s got to be hell to have no soul...

delta1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#43

^ priceless

Edited by user 5 years ago | Reason: Not specified

CarsonTheCat
Aficionado Topic Starter

5 years ago

#44

It must suck to be poor.

MoreBeer wrote:

It’s got to be hell to have no soul...

izonfire wrote:

Can we nominate this 🌫 for a RotY (Reply of the Year)? Thanks for hitting him with that tasteful, yet appropriate comeback, izon!

He MAY have just been busting my balls (not sure, hard to tell when it written and not spoken), but I'm certainly not poor, and not rich either. I'm comfortable, but try sometimes not to spend too much money, especially with COVID going on and not knowing for sure if I might have needed that money to survive.

Stogie1020
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#45

Last night I opened a box from CBid with 20 cigars in it. Wifey said "Oh, you haven't bought any in a while, nice"...

Dg west deptford
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#46

But when they get home at night their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives .. for having too many cigars

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#47

Last night I opened a box from CBid with 20 cigars in it. Wifey said "Oh, you haven't bought any in a while, nice"...

Stogie1020 wrote:

I call fake news. Right up there with a Penthouse forum letter.

Least that's what I'm going to tell myself to keep the jealousy at bay

Dg west deptford
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#48

I'd be scared, when they say "nice" what they're thinking is now I can go buy a new Louis, Gucci or Chanel

Stogie1020
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#49

Haha, you are all probably right.

Although, she just bought a giant expensive kids playset for the backyard and committed me to three or four nights of staining the thing before it gets assembled, so maybe she was just feeling remorseful.

delta1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#50

doncha just love it when the wife happily buys things without consulting you, that requires a ton of your effort ? You have to assemble it too?

forgive her tho, in this case...our grandkids really like to play in the backyard playset we got for them, and a coat of stain and a coat of sealant/polyurethane will extend the life...there are stain/sealant combos in handy spray cans...

baldanders_
Rookie

5 years ago

#51

That's nothing compared to what my wife spends on lingerie. So she stays out of my cigar business.

Palama
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#52

That's nothing compared to what my wife spends on lingerie. So she stays out of my cigar business.

baldanders_ wrote:

Said in my best Wheel voice:

Post up some pics of your wife in them. [whip]

CarsonTheCat
Aficionado Topic Starter

5 years ago

#53

Now I wanna see someone's wife in lingerie!

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#54

Now your wife IS going to kill you

Edited by user 5 years ago | Reason: Not specified

CarsonTheCat
Aficionado Topic Starter

5 years ago

#55

You're right, SOB. If she ever saw this, she would kill me!

BuckyB93
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#56

That's nothing compared to what my wife spends on lingerie. So she stays out of my cigar business.

baldanders_ wrote:

Said in my best Wheel voice:

Post up some pics of your wife in them. [whip]

Palama wrote:

Send some to fishinguitarman, he'll post up some pictures.

rootpuma
Enthusiast

5 years ago

#57

It must suck to be poor.

MoreBeer wrote:

Just because someone doesn't buy what you buy doesn't make them poor. Not everyone has the same tastes. Yeah I may not be able to afford the cigars you can...but I can afford what I like....that's all that matters.

It's the smoke that brings us together not the price tag.