I once had a leather couch that smelled like cigars. Does that count? X

I ate some burnt orange peel once.

Hey is it too late to audition for that humi?

I have only smoked stogies for about a year, but they have been mostly Acids!

I also have an extensive history with "tabaco alternatives" 😉

And then she ran off and married Lorenzo Lamas?

........tobacco alternatives.........hold on , I'll be back...........got the munchies. LOL Barry

BMW,Ever wake up in the morning going thru Chocolate withdrawal? X

What if Dolly had married Forrest Gump? Would she then be Dolly Lamia Gump or Dump? Oh well, blew that one! On the newbie exam, make it 26 questions in Russian!!!! Charlie

She would be Dolly Lama and after this threat I am on my way to Tibet!Amen

Glad to be amongst friends. As a newbie to this board I feel honored to be insulted, ragged on, picked on, disrespected, slandered, drawn and quartered, and keeholed by such a fine upstanding group. Feel free and shoot away, I can take it, and dish it out with the best of you. Enjoy it while you can, I will

Big,What U mean we,White man. X

After that,I'm going Tibet to take a nap. X

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to penzt8: in the immortal words of John Candy:

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!

I thought most of the current newbies came from another forum site. Wouldnt these same questions have been asked there? I dont get it.

Mag

Apparently, they don't get it either ...

uhhhh......cello on or off?

Pentz, DON'T TYPE ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got to be kidding! "a questionnaire that describes in detail their cigar smoking credentials"...." implement a member rating system similar to the belt system used in the martial arts"

What ARE you smoking?!?! It sure ain't cigars!!

This sounds like the ravings of a lunatic mind!!!

Who dug up this old bone?

Irony lives!

Contact [email protected],he will most likely approve of your...oops,too late.