#79, WT,

Not only are my people easily entertained and bored, they are often drunk!
Local newspaper used to have a 'police log' of phone reports/dispatches/etc., too.
'Mon. 1:30 pm. Caller reports a suspicious cardboard box that has been on their neighbors front porch for 3 weeks. Officer dispatched to investigate.' That kind of stuff.
No wonder we drink.

^ Did the box have people living in it?

In some places, that's considered a condo.

That was just an example of the daily 'police log'.
Most likely it was....gawd-knows-whatever. Folk 'round here usually put their trash on the porch when the house fills up.

I shot this for FGM he didnt want me to tell on him.... How was it FGM?




Cooper

Coop... who is your photographer for all your "wildlfe" pictures.., lol

^^^The wife!!!

LMAO!!!



Cooper

#84....Ummmmmmm...I.....Ummmmmmm



Don't know......



Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Top for TG Now this was a hunt!


Cooper

Have you ever hunted tofu?

Well, HAVE YOU?

No, you haven't. So let me educate you, not all types of tofu are edible, so you have to get close enough to ID your prey before you try and take it down, but the problem is that it spooks easily and will try and slither away and hide behind things like snap peas, baby corn, water chestnuts, peppers and chow-fun noodle bushes (which are currently protected, so you can't damage them in the hunt). You can't use hollow points or you'll loose too much meat so you have to take your kill shots verrrrry accurately with penetrators.

Now, peach mango sparkling kombucha is not only very rare, but very hard to take down because it presents very little mass to shoot at and it moves very quickly (the use of shotguns in hunting sparkling kombucha was banned a few years ago becuase they tend to travel in packs and people were taking out entire packs with the spread pattern). It also posesses a natural defense mechanism of this foul smelling sticky goo that it shoots at predators, it's not harmfull to humans but can really f-up the finish on your rifle and it has been known to ruin clothing.

Now, unill you've come face to face with a snarling, snapping, frothing at the mouth, pissed off container of egg substitute and had to take a kill or be mauled shot, I don't want to hear anything more out of you.

To the top for Shovel

Good grub Cooper.

TOP for Andy

Hi Cooper!
Nice to see you again.

[I'm waving!]

Say hi to Mrs. Cooper for me:)

I saw one of those crawling out of a dead cows a$$ one time,,,,,,no thx

angus and hereford and no baldies? buy your cows and sell your heifers?

I'm still homesick. Good ol home cookin!

Nuttin worse den a Mizzourah redneck!!!

YOU CREUL ****! HOW COULD YOU KILL A POOR DEFENSELESS CREATURE? i would never do that...

Yo, Wes, send Cooper dat squirrel, add a little flavor to dat stew.

HUNNERT!