I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.
How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?
ZRX1200 wrote:
Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck
Thats's a very witty and funny comment.
Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?
Magwitch wrote:
I have nothing to do and like it. So, I am laying in bed and watching tv.
What casino do you go to?
Maybe I'll bring over some boxed wine and a few Oscuro cigars for you and I to enjoy.
Remember when taking a shower to clean your butt first then your feet.
Better to get a little shlt on your feet than get athletes azzhole.
Mike Hunt
don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks
critter2 wrote:
Been awhile since you stood naked in front of a mirror, huh?
tonyt722 wrote:
OH SHIZZ!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!😂 😂 😂
You didn't mention if the escort was going to be male or female, since you're familiar with "brotherly love", as you so stated yourself in a previous post.
