Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?

How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.

[quote=ZRX1200]How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.[/quote]
Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck

[quote=ZRX1200]How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.[/quote]

Thats's a very witty and funny comment.

[quote=Magwitch]Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?[/quote]

I have nothing to do and like it. So, I am laying in bed and watching tv.

What casino do you go to?

I like you ZRX. You have an open invitation to come to my house and enjoy coitus with my paralyzed sister.

Sometimes you have to play to the given audience counselor.

Magwitch if I liked that I woulda stayed married to my ex. But thank you just the same.

Maybe I'll bring over some boxed wine and a few Oscuro cigars for you and I to enjoy.

Clean out your inbox.

Lol @ Z!

Cleaned out good sir.

[quote=Magwitch]Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?[/quote]

Remember when taking a shower to clean your butt first then your feet.


Better to get a little shlt on your feet than get athletes azzhole.








Mike Hunt

don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks

[quote=critter2]don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks[/quote]

Been awhile since you stood naked in front of a mirror, huh?

[quote=tonyt722]Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck [/quote]


OH SHIZZ!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!😂 😂 😂

[quote=Magwitch]Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?[/quote]


You didn't mention if the escort was going to be male or female, since you're familiar with "brotherly love", as you so stated yourself in a previous post.

^

This **** is priceless

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