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how come zombies are so slow..?? wouldn't they be cooler if they could run like 30mph or so..?? 😕

If they were not eaters of human flesh, yes.

Since they dine on you and me, no. I prefer the granny speed...gives me time to pump the shotgun between attacks.

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well, maybe they could be fast but can't jump or climb stuff.....

They are the undead. Their flesh is no longer alive. They are fueled only by evil, and an insatiable desire to nibble on your liver and lungs. Their motor skills are deteriorating all the time, as the brain atrophies, and the nervous system corrupts. They get progressively slower. Which allows for multiple gunshots when they attack...which is important. Some of those suckers take a LOT of ordinance to down. Then you have to blast the parts into pieces that can't keep coming at you.

Don't wanna be treed by them either.

Would they be some sort of vampire if they could run faster?

You have to balance out attributes amongst the various creatures..

Could a vampire be turned into a vampire zombie?

[quote=Nicar]Would they be some sort of vampire if they could run faster?

You have to balance out attributes amongst the various creatures..

Could a vampire be turned into a vampire zombie?[/quote]

:-k A tough question. Perhaps...but the vampires are also technically undead, it's just that THEIR brand of evil gives them immortality and superhuman strength...as well as some shape-shifting. Cross a vampire w/ a zombie, and you get a slower, stupider vampire. Soooo...I am for it. =d> It will make the bloodsuckers easier to flambe, of hit w/ silver bullets.

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how come zombies are so slow..?? wouldn't they be cooler if they could run like 30mph or so..?? 😕 [/quote]

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They were moving really fast in "Zombieland"

"Resident Evil" too.

"Dead Alive"...moving fast.

"28 Days Later"...moving even faster.

"Dead Snow"...Nazi Zombies...dey wuz real faster!

so, zombies are getting faster..... can they swim...??? 😕

Perhaps it depends on the strain of undead evil they catch...gotta say, though, they seemed kinda slow in Zombieland.

Or was that just Woody Harrelson?

[quote=watchurai]Perhaps it depends on the strain of undead evil they catch...gotta say, though, they seemed kinda slow in Zombieland.

Or was that just Woody Harrelson?[/quote]

Wha?

That fat one was running full bore in the grocery store!

Then at the park...towards the end? Dey b haulin'!

dead alive...they wuz fast too

[quote=DrMaddVibe]Wha?

That fat one was running full bore in the grocery store!

Then at the park...towards the end? Dey b haulin'!

dead alive...they wuz fast too[/quote]

maybe they were vampire zombies.... I heard they were the worst... 😟

Yes...but not at supernatural speeds like Drafter seems to desire. They were running fast for a human...an undead human. Perhaps they were newer undead...

I love this place. 27 minutes and already 14 posts on zombies.

[quote=watchurai]Yes...but not at supernatural speeds like Drafter seems to desire. They were running fast for a human...an undead human. Perhaps they were newer undead...[/quote]

There was a British zombie flick...I can't remember the name...I'm not at home...so I can't look on my hard drives...the zombies could run up the walls and do backflips...it was cool.

[quote=riverdog]I love this place. 27 minutes and already 14 posts on zombies.[/quote]

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[quote=DrMaddVibe]There was a British zombie flick...I can't remember the name...I'm not at home...so I can't look on my hard drives...the zombies could run up the walls and do backflips...it was cool.[/quote]

are they the ones that had the post-apocalytic puppy-dogs..?? 😕

Zombie speeds depend on the infection they get, imo. Some zombies, like George Romero's, are infected by radiation and rot, and that's why they shuffle and walk. Others, like those in 28 Days Later, run because they aren't undead, they're just people infected by a virus that gives them extreme rage. It also depends on the writer.

Uhm, ahhh, er, you don't say, yes, I've heard same, ah ha, no, no kidding, yes, of course, yo mama.:-k

Either way I'm giving them a double tap to the brain.....

If they're part vampire I guess I'll bring my bow too......

Undead bassturds.