DrafterX
14 years ago
🤐 🤐 🤐 🤐 noobs....
TIGERCDW
14 years ago

@tee Hahahaha. My labias great - thanks tee.

@deepknees 'littleman'? Seriously dep, domineer much? Missing that good ole fashioned since of patriarichal control? You give me shivvers - bad ones. Stop with the social fascist/hazing routine, you embarass yourself. The reasons for the post are already clear, you just want to look big. Why not be big, go back and read, and understand whereeof you speak? My foreskin is too thick, but I appreciate the concern, you want to come help me thin it up you just say the word. You can join mr pretty kitty in the line.... Anyways, since you seem so concerned I'll belabor the obvious: I wasn't worried about joining this community - I assumed, mistakenly, that it was a community of customers. That was the extent of my thought for this community. So i threw a customer issue out there. See? Now you dont have to go back and read. My mistake lover - but ill say this, I DIDNT think I'd get this response, that's for sure. Why? Because I'VE NEVER BEEN part 'of an online community.' I had no idea so many people would care about my experience. I don't know your social rules, how one 'earns' the right to speak, or your lil pecking order. Though titty - at least I met the pretty kitty - a social fascist very protective of his turf, like you - except - he makes me laugh (and offered to smoke my pole; now THAT is service).

@sammy (I had a dog named Sammy) Appreciate the thought but timidity really isn't my style. Then again nor is this. Confusing times man, confusing times. Oh, and me? Not so much the fool (present buyin to this ridiculous conversation excepted) - perhaps niaeve when it comes to forums though... yeah. Not so embarassed or worried bout that fact; I'm good. Not worried about 'credentialing' myself here, in chatty kathy land - I know my credentials and that's good enough for me. Though I do appreciate your not acting like I stepped on your ******. I'm guessing that means you have a life outside the forums, social standing, that sort of thing? Good for you.

@skinny hahahahahaha. You're the sweetest lil social fascist I've yet to meet in here. You can join the aforementioned line mr kitty (started, fyi, with all of his requests to smoke my pole and his fixation on dicks in boxes). Quit spending so much on mr kitty's litter and buy a clue, I obviously had no idea this community existed. Haze away - be the big man (*macho macho maaan, I wanna be, a macho man...*)

@willy since I'd like to avoid Crucifition (taking that whole wwjd thing a bit too far eh?) mind telling me what the hell VSU is?

@chris n all the other lovers - Well gents this has been fun. I had no idea I was posting a topic of such concern. Indeed, I didn't think anyone would ever read it. Ive never had a CI/CB shipping error like this and didn't know how it would be handled. Thus I wanted to create public acountability. My mistake. Though, this has been kinda fun (in a prepubescent, everyone is insecure 'get me outa here' sorta way). Just have a hard time imagining jumping to other threads and diving in... well. Besides which, as youve all made clear - i dont know your social rules and you love (love) to defend them. Little kindoms, little kings (little... cigars?) Hrmph. Anyways... If anyone wants to build on this lovely learning experience feel free to drop me a line to know where the party is at, or more trash, and I'll swing back by. Seems a shame... I didn't at all intend to join a community, but now that I'm here and I see how cute y'all are I'm happy to stay, just wouldn't know where to go, nor have much time to do it in. Cheers all, t'was fun.

carpenter.222 wrote:





Does this mean that you will gladly accept my dick in a box?

Way to hang in there Carpenter.You should see what others go through.

This was mild.

Where you from?What do you like to smoke and drink?Favorite sports teams?

Fill us in Bro and sit back,relax and stay awhile.

TIGER>>>CHRIS
teedubbya
14 years ago
why is tiger so insistent that he stick his ****** in carpenters box?

freak
SammyETN
14 years ago
Sammy is a people name, not a dog name!
DrafterX
14 years ago

Sammy is a people name, not a dog name!

SammyETN wrote:




my grandmother had a yorkshire terrier named Sam... think it was suppose to be Samson... pretty sure that dog was gay.. he got hit by a car... 😟
Numismaniac
14 years ago

[-( 🤐 🤐 🤐 noobs....

DrafterX wrote:



Hey now,
some of us ain't right, we fit in!
dstieger
14 years ago

my grandmother had a yorkshire terrier named Sam... think it was suppose to be Samson... pretty sure that dog was gay.. he got hit by a car... 😟

DrafterX wrote:



Chased a rugby ball out into the street
DrafterX
14 years ago
🤐 no rugby balls at grandma's house....
it is kind of a trajic story tho.... Samson dug a hole under the gate and ran out into the street and got smushed... turns out my youngest brother helped him dig the hole and kept it to himself for over 30 years.. he finally told me one day.. said it had been tearing him up inside.... I hassle him about it everytime I see him now... 😟
TarponMan
14 years ago
Just when I was getting nostalgic for the Magwitch era, Carpenter comes along. Who'da thunk it?
teedubbya
14 years ago
Is this the same aunt that raised you to become gay like all of her dogs?
DrafterX
14 years ago
😳 😳 😳 😳
carpenter.222
14 years ago
@mrkitty an invitation? Why the hell not, worst that will happen is that all will proceed to bash my exceptional taste and reveal themselves barbarians. Okay, here goes: I like long walks on the beach, expressing my feelings, braiding my back hair and the Padron 1964 as a goto. Maduro. I tried the nica libre but it just doesn't do it for me. It's like vicoprofen when I'm yearning for the OC. I drink lots of water, some lemonade, way too much soda, and have a soft spot of apricot nectar that I picked up in Istanbul. The soda, btw, is just now starting to make me look American and that's a pressing concern, well, pressing against my belt anyways. I run a marketing and design consultancy and have two types of friends - those who tolerate my smoking and those who embrace it. Of those who embrace it my favorites are those that will play chess while we smoke - chess and a cigar is a lifegiving experiene in my opinion. Of those who tolerate it my favorites are those who keep thier concern to themselves. ****. I lied. I have three types - clients are thier own world.

My teams are easy as I'm a football fanatic. Chelsea, Real Madrid, and, occasionally, the Sounders. Football, btw, is a sport played by kicking a ball with ones feet. Anyone who wants to argue that needn't bother. Favorite memory on the subject is in Bilbao, watching my team, Madrid (FYI HATED in Bilbao, that's basque country) kick ass while smoking a Montecristo Edmundo... Now THAT that was a satisfying cigar.

My favorite smoke overall is the Cohiba maduro cinco - the pequeno (at 9 euros a pop going bigger just ain't in the game son!) . My wife is Spanish and my humidor is readily yearning for our yearly trip to Spain and the treats I'll bring it back. This, btw, is quite the dance... I bring wrappers from American cigars (as in south or central), will try to forge recipets, packaging and the like... only to have customs never stop me. Which is good because I'd likely just start crying and ask for forgiveness. My wife finds this all quite amusing. That's because she hasn't seen the cab humidor I want to buy (nor does she really 'get' just how much I spend in smokes either... C'est la vie). Regardless, the month I spend in Spain each year - chilling in the plaza reading, espresso deliver to my table while I smoke a cigar - is by far the best part of my cigar experience. The stupid sums I spend here trying to recreate that are easily understood but, mostly, in vain.

I have a poor habit of caring too much for appearance. It leads me to buy far too many cigars just for the sake of having them. I can't decide if this is a residual expression of insecurities I dealt with ages ago or if I'm honestly just that into buying overpriced cigars and staring at them (good lead in for a ****** in a box joke...). Jury is still out. I will say that on the more affordable side of the equation I do dig on the nub maduro, Vegas cask II, man o war (oh my!), CAO America, and a few others. Really though... it all goes back to that damn Cohiba maduro cinco. I want THAT. And all I associate with it; sitting in the sun watching the spanish hotties walk by, realizing I'm married to one and that she just caught me looking at her friends ass, shaking my head and continuing on reading, all the while pondering how to reform society without breaking the machine.

Yeah. I know. But hey - you asked brother. Prolly one o the reasons I get drafty boy going on about 'noobs' and myself staying away from forums and the like previously; I tend to want to communicate if I'm going to bother at all. After all, if it's just surface level... why waste my time?

And that's me. Cheers.





teedubbya
14 years ago
Do you like gladiater movies and long strolls on the beach?
carpenter.222
14 years ago
@tee - I actually already answered that question. Second part anyways. To the fist part, no, not really. Currently digging a show we're watching, the 4400. Good specfic, worth watching for all nerds level 5 or higher. Also, re 'why is T so insistent on the dickbox' - dude, that was fully my point earlier on.

@chris - I never answered your question, even with all that babel. Yes, I'll accept your ****** in a box. Ship to the address in the photo.

@drafter - that's a sad **** story man. Seriously.

@tamponman - do I even want to know?
DrafterX
14 years ago
you should post some pics of your spanish hottie wife & friends.... 😟
smokestaxx
14 years ago
teedubbya
14 years ago
do you prefer the whole reach around or a half gainer with a twist?
carpenter.222
14 years ago

do you prefer the whole reach around or a half gainer with a twist?

teedubbya wrote:


Sorry; shipping, not receiving (why do you think I was so mad about a shipping error?)
DrafterX
14 years ago


@drafter - that's a sad **** story man. Seriously.

carpenter.222 wrote:





ya.... poor smushed Samson... 😞
carpenter.222
14 years ago

you should post some pics of your spanish hottie wife & friends.... 😟

DrafterX wrote:


How do I drop an image here? Do I need to link to it? or is there a way to embed (sorry - 'noob')
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