Got in last night to find a package that could have been a trotline weight.After closer inspection I realized this was a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.This sucker was heavy.....After careful defusing I began disassembly.
First I removed the fuze's,there were 5
Fuente Anejo #60(Toro size)
Fuente Anejo #55(beli)
858 Sungrown
Fuente Between the Lines
Fuente Un-Named Reserva
and
of course 2 boxes of Outlaw matches.......ya gotta have something to lite those fuze's
Second-I removed the accelerant-Serralles Don Q Grand Anejo Commemotativo Rum.This stuff looks DANGEROUS AS HELL.
After reaching this level I felt safe removing the frag material.
Third-A huge bottle of Schlafly Grand Cru Ale
2 bottles of Three Little Pigs BBQ rub(one KC all-purpose and the other Memphis style)
2 Outlaw calendars that distracted for a good 20 minutes.....Not a good thing when disabling an explosive of this magnitude on my wifes kitchen counter.
And last but certainly not least a scaled down exact image of our friend Fuzz.Some of you will get to meet him soon up close and personal....He's about start a tour of the US.He will greet you with at least 5 cigars(of course provided by his former host,we all know what a tightazz he is).You'll be asked to herf with Fuzz as long as you can stand him and then send him on his merry way again WITH STICKS.Pics with you and Fuzz herfing are not only acceptable they are encouraged.
Thank you TW......I love ya Brother
Ron
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