Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Me: What da, anyone work anymore?
Voicemail: Please wait, all agents are busy helping other disgruntled azzhats. We'll get to you when we're good and ready.
A long-time later:
Shana: "Hello, You've reached the Queen of all CBID, obviously one of the minions forwarded her phone to me. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Me: Uhm, sorry, calling for Damarie."
Shana: "Fine, go away."
ring ring ring ring ring
Damarie, slurrily: "Hewoo (hic), CBid cushtomer servish."
Me: (Did they have a 3 Martini Marine Corps Birthday lunch, or what?) Hiya Damarie, it's Bur/JA about my pipe baccy order."
Damaria: "Oh yesh, hey aren't you FGMs N00B?"
Me: (oh no) Yes I am.
Damaria: (dreamily) "Ah, FGM, Ray-ray, the Thonginator"
[recording shows a pause here.
A very long pause
A very long, very awkward pause]
Shana, in the background: "Dammit Damarie, you've got the Thonginator thread open in too many tabs, the site is about to crash! Get back to work, girl!"
Damaire: "Sorry, Bur, I'll put together a sampler and get it out to you. We probably won't have the John Bull Proper English Blend in any more."
BWAHAHAHA
OK, I may have taken a few liberties with the transcript! Good chatting with Shana and Damarie, and only the last line it true. As usual, better than expected customer service from the CS team.
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