Krazeehorse
9 years ago
Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.
Apparently some diikk cut her off.
frankj1
9 years ago
oh sweet irony!

btw, you're very funny.
RMAN4443
9 years ago

Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.
Apparently some diikk cut her off.

Krazeehorse wrote:


What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?



















You gonna eat that? 🇨🇮
Gene363
9 years ago
jespear
9 years ago
When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"
delta1
9 years ago
My takeaway: eat more D I C K!!!
frankj1
9 years ago

When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

jespear wrote:


definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.
RMAN4443
9 years ago

When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

jespear wrote:




I heard when she threw it out the window it hit a pedestrian right in the face............pedestrian was ok, but now he's a little c0ckeyed
jespear
9 years ago

definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.

frankj1 wrote:



But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?
frankj1
9 years ago

But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?

jespear wrote:


John, it's truly been one of the best evah!
Sadly, this is the last night, flight leaves at 1:30 tomorrow, will get to the airport around 11:30...but should get home in time to see most of if not all of the Pats game.
ZRX1200
9 years ago
How are the pat downs at that airport?
frankj1
9 years ago
went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.
RMAN4443
9 years ago

went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.

frankj1 wrote:



Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologne#-o
frankj1
9 years ago

Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologne#-o

RMAN4443 wrote:


nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?
RMAN4443
9 years ago

nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?

frankj1 wrote:



mmmmmmmmmmm , could be 🤔 🤔
delta1
9 years ago
yah, you have to leave something to the imagination...naked, they could tell you weren't dangerous...
frankj1
9 years ago
as long as my flight is today, I'll put on a raincoat.
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