Krazeehorse
Friday, January 20, 2017 7:15:17 AM
Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.

Apparently some diikk cut her off.

frankj1
Friday, January 20, 2017 5:36:36 PM
oh sweet irony!

btw, you're very funny.

RMAN4443
Friday, January 20, 2017 7:13:38 PM

Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.

Apparently some diikk cut her off.

Krazeehorse wrote:

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

You gonna eat that? 🇨🇮

Gene363
Friday, January 20, 2017 8:20:53 PM

👍 👍 👍

jespear
Friday, January 20, 2017 8:34:29 PM
When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.

The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"

The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."

The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

delta1
Friday, January 20, 2017 9:20:37 PM
My takeaway: eat more D I C K!!!
frankj1
Friday, January 20, 2017 10:18:12 PM

When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.

The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"

The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."

The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

jespear wrote:

definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.

RMAN4443
Friday, January 20, 2017 11:16:00 PM

When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.

The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"

The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."

The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

jespear wrote:

I heard when she threw it out the window it hit a pedestrian right in the face............pedestrian was ok, but now he's a little c0ckeyed

jespear
Saturday, January 21, 2017 9:07:16 AM

definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.

frankj1 wrote:

But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?

frankj1
Saturday, January 21, 2017 5:27:12 PM

But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?

jespear wrote:

John, it's truly been one of the best evah!

Sadly, this is the last night, flight leaves at 1:30 tomorrow, will get to the airport around 11:30...but should get home in time to see most of if not all of the Pats game.

ZRX1200
Saturday, January 21, 2017 6:28:18 PM
How are the pat downs at that airport?
frankj1
Saturday, January 21, 2017 9:28:20 PM
went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.
RMAN4443
Saturday, January 21, 2017 9:31:51 PM

went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.

frankj1 wrote:

Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologne#-o

frankj1
Saturday, January 21, 2017 10:09:14 PM

Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologne#-o

RMAN4443 wrote:

nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?

RMAN4443
Saturday, January 21, 2017 10:50:16 PM

nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?

frankj1 wrote:

mmmmmmmmmmm , could be 🤔 🤔

delta1
Sunday, January 22, 2017 1:12:13 AM
yah, you have to leave something to the imagination...naked, they could tell you weren't dangerous...
frankj1
Sunday, January 22, 2017 8:41:51 AM
as long as my flight is today, I'll put on a raincoat.