Not me. I like clams

even if they used to be an outie?

I guess it would depend on the brand of peanut butter

What kind do you queers like..?? 😕

true true

choosy drafter's choose jif.... but something tells me Drafter isn't choosy so it's prolly skippy or more likely peter pan

Drafter seems like a Goober man. That stuff that's half PB and half jelly

He swings both ways huh?

I just wanted to race with the puppy-dogs.... 😞

and where did that get ya?

No where... I was gonna lose weight and start working out too...
Oh well.... 😞

Fat Trannies are the best Trannies

A participant in Alaska’s Iditarod was left behind by his team of dogs after falling asleep during the race and falling off his sled.

The dogs made it to the next checkpoint without musher Lindwood Fiedler, 63, who only woke up when his face hit the frozen Yukon River overnight Thursday.

The Iditarod website posted video of a man saying, “Where’s Linwood?” as the camera scans the faces of the dogs.

The question was answered about an hour later after Fiedler hoofed it to the checkpoint.

He told Anchorage television station KTUU that he had been fighting to stay awake.

“I was doing a pretty good job, and then I lost,” he said, laughing.

“I’ll tell you one thing. From the minute my body left the sled until my face smashed into the snow, I was still asleep,” he said.

Fiedler told the station he has fallen off his sled only a few times during his career. The last time it happened, he was awake, so he said, “Whoa,” and his dogs stopped.

“I was really hoping for a repeat of that last night,” he said. “You feel a little alone and naked walking down the Yukon River all by yourself in the middle of the night, looking at wolf tracks that every once in a while, you go, ‘Hmm.’”

Fiedler checked in Ruby at 4:09 a.m. Thursday and was back on the trail at 11:37 a.m., race standings show.

He was currently in 27th place.

The winner of the nearly 1,000-mile race across Alaska is expected in Nome early next week. Racers set off from Fairbanks on Monday.


Film at 11.... 🤔 🤔

Aren't you glad you didn't participate ?

Bet the dogs weren't as tired without fat fiddler tagging along

Poor puppies

I'm gonna stay all coked up when I race... 😟

Don't get diabetes