Mr. Jones
8 years ago
Go buy some newly manufactured
Land-0- Lakes quartered pound box of
Butter...

Then ....

You will notice this NEW INVENTION...

THE WRAPPER AROUND EACH QUARTER STICK IS A NEW HYBRID "PAPER AND WAX PAPER COMBINATION"....

NOT THE OLD 100% WAX PAPER THAT STUCK LIKE GLUE AND YOU had to get your digits all full of butter to get it the whole way off..

Now...
You just pull one corner and it comes off like a friggin' dream...no more butter fingers...
The *****in' new paper is probably filled with all the leftover Bisphenol A they have left over from taking it out of plastic containers....ITS PROLLY DEADLY BPA PAPER..
BUT THE WORKS GREAT!!!
dkeage
8 years ago
"Hey, as long as it works"

Monsanto
DrafterX
8 years ago
It's prolly coated with butter.. 😟
frankj1
8 years ago
2 & 3...so funny.
Gene363
8 years ago
Nice, sometimes it is the small things that make life so much better.
Whistlebritches
8 years ago
Can be reused as toilet paper.
Ewok126
8 years ago

Can be reused as toilet paper.

Whistlebritches wrote:



Only the outside. The inside is so slick it will only smear chit all over ya arse! Gives a whole new meaning to "Well, Butter my butt and call me Biscuit" 🤐
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago

Only the outside. The inside is so slick it will only smear chit all over ya arse! Gives a whole new meaning to "Well, Butter my butt and call me Biscuit" 🤐

Ewok126 wrote:




Well, Yappy McIdiot, you've obviously never experienced British MREs,
Ewok126
8 years ago

Well, Yappy McIdiot, you've obviously never experienced British MREs,

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:


Yappy McIdiot? wow TG you becoming a real Prick on a regular basis now uhh? One good thing about being a yappy Idiot vs a Stupid Prick. I can learn you will always be a stupid Prick

and that is all I am going to say about that... Have a great day. Oh just some medical advice it might help your mood if U pull that gerbil out ya ass brother.
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago

I can learn

Ewok126 wrote:



Prove it, moron.

Right now, you're no better that that ****heel hank_the_wank.
Ewok126
8 years ago

Prove it, moron.

Right now, you're no better that that ****heel hank_the_wank.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:




Want to compare brain pans ass wipe? Even after my stroke I would have to lose a **** load if IQ points to drop down to your level. I have multiple letters that follow my name. WTF you got prick? Besides the smart guy that dont want to read all my "Yappy" **** would hit ignore butt lick.
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago
Prove you can learn shobuti.
Ewok126
8 years ago
Prove you can not be a prick and we will talk lol.
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago
I don't answer to you, boy.
Ewok126
8 years ago

I don't answer to you, boy.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:



LOL dang now you are starting to understand. That goes both ways tubby. [hug]
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago

LOL dang now you are starting to understand. That goes both ways tubby. [hug]

Ewok126 wrote:


You're funny. Needy, naieve, but funny.

I like you shobuti.
dkeage
8 years ago
If y'all were all that smart, you would have had this spat earlier in the long weekend.... 🤦


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Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago

If y'all were all that smart, you would have had this spat earlier in the long weekend.... 🤦


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dkeage wrote:



Nah. We aren't hog.
Ewok126
8 years ago

You're funny. Needy, naieve, but funny.

I like you shobuti.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:




well I do try, try and fail I am sure, but try nonetheless.
Thunder.Gerbil
8 years ago

well I do try, try and fail I am sure, but try nonetheless.

Ewok126 wrote:



There's a yoda quote as a retort there, I'm sure.

Now, you really should try a British MRE. Or at least the wax paper component from one...
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