The topic question and post question are not the same. Are you wanting to know about shipping length or if the items are all just clearance from the store? Only one question is permitted per topic so it stays on track.... forum rules I guess.
To answer the question about why shipping takes so long since that is what is posed as the topic, my guess is that if you moved closer to Pennsylvania it would get to you a bit faster.
I personally have no issues with shipping but there are many topics that do cover this question and a quick search will net those answers, which is why you are getting all the 'tongue in cheek' responses.
Oh - Welcome to the forum.
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