Whistlebritches
7 years ago
Well I said I'd report back yesterday……….but I just got out of jail.Here's how admitting to all those regretful thoughts went.

1.My two less than mature coworkers opened the wrong valve and flooded an air tank with wastewater,its something ever **** ing day.I told them I had thought of beating them to death with a shovel...….but I regretted that thought.Both were pissed and called the head honcho.
2.I later gathered up some samples and headed to the lab.When Lorie bent over to retrieve fresh sample bottles I told her I had thought about doing her doggie style.........but regretted it.
3.I then ran into one of our TCEQ inspectors.I told him how much I regretted thinking he was a total waste of spurm but the thought just wouldn't go away.
4.Couple hours go by and now head honcho has called and wants me in his office.He immediately wants to know why I berated my two young coworkers,what the hell I was thinking talking to our lab chick like that.......and why did we have a surprise inspection at 3:00 pm by a pissed off inspector.I told head honcho I regretted thinking he had always been a waterhead.
5.By 3:00 I had lost my job so I went home to tell wifey.Well she just happens to be friends with lab chick.I explained how much I regretted having thoughts about doing lab chick doggie style but she threw me out anyway.
6.So i went to the local watering hole and proceeded to drink too much.Everything was going fine til Charlie walked in.......but I had to tell him how much I regretted thinking his wife was a come guzzling spurm burping gutterslut.The fight was on so I got tossed out the bar.
6.On the way to a hotel I get pulled over by Officer Numbnuts.While performing field sobriety test,which I was passing,I inform Officer Numbnuts how much I regret thinking that he had always been about as useless as a one armed paper hanger with the crabs.
7.At this point I decided to keep my thoughts to myself as the Doctor put 17 stitches in my scalp.4 D-cell Maglites leave a pretty nasty scar.
8.Jail was no fun..........and even though I thought Leroy looked like he enjoyed sucking golf balls through a garden hose I kept it to myself.
9.Now I'm jobless,homeless,scarred and have DUI and Felony Assault charges pending.


What this lesson has taught me is Liam Neeson and anybody that agrees with him needs their **** ing head examined.
dkeage
7 years ago
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DrafterX
7 years ago
Mr. Jones
7 years ago
frankj1
7 years ago
nevah, evah ask Ron his opinion if there's a possibility you won't like it!
HA!
Whistlebritches
7 years ago

nevah, evah ask Ron his opinion if there's a possibility you won't like it!
HA!

frankj1 wrote:



You know me too well Frank
tailgater
7 years ago
I'm a bit confused here.
From what I've read, Liam opened up about his past and thoughts he had.

Stupid thoughts.
Not dissimilar to the black thugs who beat up Reginald Denny, except Liam didn't act out on it and now realizes it was misplaced anger.

Reading this thread you'd think there was a conservative/republican outcry. But from what I've seen, the social media hate storm has been primarily liberals. The SJW brigade that hates all thing racial is hardly a GOP stronghold.


Misguided angst right here on CBid.
Go figure.

frankj1
7 years ago

I'm a bit confused here.
From what I've read, Liam opened up about his past and thoughts he had.

Stupid thoughts.
Not dissimilar to the black thugs who beat up Reginald Denny, except Liam didn't act out on it and now realizes it was misplaced anger.

Reading this thread you'd think there was a conservative/republican outcry. But from what I've seen, the social media hate storm has been primarily liberals. The SJW brigade that hates all thing racial is hardly a GOP stronghold.


Misguided angst right here on CBid.
Go figure.

tailgater wrote:


here it's from the right, though.
one lib poster #6 agrees with you...except for pointing at the rightside reaction here.
Whistlebritches
7 years ago

I'm a bit confused here.
From what I've read, Liam opened up about his past and thoughts he had.

Stupid thoughts.
Not dissimilar to the black thugs who beat up Reginald Denny, except Liam didn't act out on it and now realizes it was misplaced anger.

Reading this thread you'd think there was a conservative/republican outcry. But from what I've seen, the social media hate storm has been primarily liberals. The SJW brigade that hates all thing racial is hardly a GOP stronghold.


Misguided angst right here on CBid.
Go figure.

tailgater wrote:



He's still a dumbazz.........should've just kept his **** ing mouth shut.In all likelihood he was just drumming up publicity,his last couple movies sucked camel azz.
Mr. Jones
7 years ago
"I have a special skill set....learned over many years ...
I will find you...and ...I will insert my foot into my yak...
During a press junket...after a liquid lunch...with no breakfast...on a meaningless dupit American talk show...

Ohhhh
The
Yuuuuuuuuu... Mannnnn-iiiitttttteeeeee....
frankj1
7 years ago
good one, Jones!
tailgater
7 years ago

He's still a dumbazz.........should've just kept his **** ing mouth shut.In all likelihood he was just drumming up publicity,his last couple movies sucked camel azz.

Whistlebritches wrote:



Last couple movies?

I thought they were all the same movie?


Taken.
Taken 2
Taken on a plane.
Taken 3
Taken on a train.

frankj1
7 years ago

Last couple movies?

I thought they were all the same movie?


Taken.
Taken 2
Taken on a plane.
Taken 3
Taken on a train.

tailgater wrote:


It's quite possible I've never seen any of those.
delta1
7 years ago
Frank and Drafter need to take Liam, and sit him in a room with Whistlebritches ... and lock them in for 24 hours...wonder who will be the doggie and who will be the style...


edit: the Taken movies were not believable...daughter was too homely to be taken...
Whistlebritches
7 years ago

Last couple movies?

I thought they were all the same movie?


Taken.
Taken 2
Taken on a plane.
Taken 3
Taken on a train.

tailgater wrote:



OK I should have said last few
Whistlebritches
7 years ago

Frank and Drafter need to take Liam, and sit him in a room with Whistlebritches ... and lock them in for 24 hours...wonder who will be the doggie and who will be the style....

delta1 wrote:



Now now Al........my bet is after I told him how dumb that was he'd agree,we'd then slip over to the local pub,knock back a few and part as friends.Nobody is kicking his azz harder than he is for saying that.
yankeelawdog
7 years ago
Celebrity pontificating should be prohibited by contract. Who gives a flying f#k?? Shut up and make another movie.
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