Lars Tetens is a man of so many talents he has been dubbed by his admirers as a contemporary Leonardo Da Vinci. People ranging from high-profile celebrities to politicians and presidents of Fortune 500 companies have retained him as there consultant on many varying projects, and are among his abundant admirers.

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Quote from text on the front page of his website (at least as of the time I'm writing this, it might get corrected later):


Yes, he is so amazingly brilliant and totally awesome that he doesn't know how homophones work, something that's taught in elementary school English class! 😛
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Pudding Mittens wrote:

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Quote from text on the front page of his website (at least as of the time I'm writing this, it might get corrected later):


Yes, he is so amazingly brilliant and totally awesome that he doesn't know how homophones work, something that's taught in elementary school English class! 😛
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Pudding Mittens wrote:

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Quote from text on the front page of his website (at least as of the time I'm writing this, it might get corrected later):


Yes, he is so amazingly brilliant and totally awesome that he doesn't know how homophones work, something that's taught in elementary school English class! 😛
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Pudding Mittens wrote:

Homowhats?

Whistlebritches wrote:

so...I take it Lars is not one of you're faves...

delta1 wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophone

It's "their consultant". When you instead use "there consultant", people wince.

They sound the same, but one is correct and the other is horribly incorrect, especially in a business setting, and ESPECIALLY when ironically appearing in a paragraph of douchey, self-congratulatory "look how awesome I am!" text.

Hilarious!
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Pudding Mittens wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophone

It's "their consultant". When you instead use "there consultant", people wince.

They sound the same, but one is correct and the other is horribly incorrect, especially in a business setting, and ESPECIALLY when ironically appearing in a paragraph of douchey, self-congratulatory "look how awesome I am!" text.

Hilarious!
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Pudding Mittens wrote:

Would you like to help my uncle ,Jack,off a horse...

Would you like to help my uncle jack off a horse...
One Is correct, and one is slightly less correct...unless you really love horses...8-[

RMAN4443 wrote:

I did, but I know here 5 sisters...8-[

RMAN4443 wrote: