no wait...the one whose name should never be mentioned, Cigarlady, did one.......nevermind

Didn't think my buttered thighs would make you hungry Al...:-k

we had turkey thighs for dinner the other night...I brush them with melted butter before seasoning and roasting...

wife loves dark meat, so when we're in the mood for turkey, we get thighs only, except for Thanksgiving

wonder if raised turkeys know they can't fly

Aren't all turkeys raised?

🤔

as opposed to wild?

Well I figured that's where the mommy and daddy turkeys came into play

I see....would you believe................ "farm raised" vs wild?

why do nose and ear hair grow faster and thicker as one ages?

Sure. Add qualifications. Shoot down my random conjecture

well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...

No more One-Ton Chips for you! [ram27bat]

Totally heard Seinfeld's the soup Nazi in my head with that line

Hehe, you are correct! =d>

Why is my cigar wrapper sparkling?

You bought cigars at the strip club?

Close, Thompsux

Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?

he goes to the strip club regularly?

or...he buys his cigars from Thompsux...

Why is the pit on something as small as an avocado so large?