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Sunoverbeach
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4 years ago

#41

I shudder to think of what might be inappropriate for this crowd

KingoftheCove
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4 years ago

#42

Was gonna rip you a new a$$hole for being such a douche,
But when you listed C'est La Vie, I gasped in surprise.

Very impressive indeed…

izonfire wrote:

=d>
That made me laugh out loud, and I really needed it!

“I gasped in surprise”....................perfect!

I actually bought a fiver of those 10+ years ago.
Pretty sure it was similar to smoking the business section of a 2 month old New York Times soaked in hobo piss.

frankj1
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4 years ago

#43

you sure that wasn't the San Francisco Chronicle?

Palama
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4 years ago

#44

One ex decided to get a tattoo to honor her deceased brother, got a jap conji symbol for brother as a tramp stamp….

Not ideal reading material.

Another ex has a tattoo of a tiger on the side of her whisker biscuit. That was interesting.

Dated another girl who had a cool owl on one of her very ample teets. Probably the funniest break up line I ever heard from her…..not appropriate for this place though.

Daddy issues are great PM me pics of her cans pls. I’ll send you a kooban cigar.

ZRX1200 wrote:

[ram27bat]

Btw, it’s “kanji”, not “conji” and originates from China.

Edited by user 4 years ago | Reason: Not specified

RMAN4443
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4 years ago

#45

Why the Duck would I want ANYTHING with the word tattoo in it or on it? I want even date a female with much less talk to a female with tattoos. I emancipated my daughter for getting one. Sure hell no getting tattoo named cigars. Don't care who makes them or if one is offered free. The answer is HELL F#CKING NO. And I won't say no thank you.

tanc71 wrote:

That's why I won't smoke AJF Lost World...I hate getting lost](*,)

HockeyDad
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4 years ago

#46

you sure that wasn't the San Francisco Chronicle?

frankj1 wrote:

I think “Smoking the San Francisco Chronicle” is code-word for something.

HockeyDad
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4 years ago

#47

[ram27bat]

Btw, it’s “kanji”, not “conji” and originates from China.

Palama wrote:

I heard the Japanese version is far superior to the Chinese version.

frankj1
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4 years ago

#48

op made me think of Gabby Johnson:

gary96
Connoisseur

4 years ago

#49

Jeppers, I haven't posted anything in like 4 years, but here goes. If you really want to get a cheap cigar, you can go to the RJ Reynold's plant. They have a big one in Richmond, VA. For about 25 cents you can get tobacco leaves. Go out to your front yard, find the biggest dog turd out there and wrap it yourself in that tobacco leaf and pristo-chango, you have a 25 cent cigar! Save a ton of money bidding on cheap cigars.

I myself do not expect to win all my auctions. I put in a lot of low bids and consider myself lucky if I win 10 to 15% of them. About 5 years ago, I got real lucky. The rest of you guys must have gone on vacation or something because I ended up winning about 90% of my bids for the week. The FedEx guy had to use the handcart to bring the box to the porch. I didn't consider myself lucky then when I realized just how much I spent that week on cheap cigars!

JadeRose
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4 years ago

#50

op made me think of Gabby Johnson:

frankj1 wrote:

Genuine frontier gibberish!

tonygraz
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4 years ago

#51

I once smoked a Cest La Vie and tossed it because it smelled and tasted so bad. Picked it back up and did an autopsy - found a 3" strand of blue tarp in it. What a cigar ! SEnt the rest of the box to Izon and it came back as delivery refused.

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