Breaking News: A Man was admitted to the Hospital today with 25 plastic horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable...

drglnc wrote:

I asked my girlfriend on a scale of 1 to 10
to rate me as a lover.
She said 'You know I'm not good at fractions'

MaduroJorge wrote:

Who walks on two feet but leaves three tracks in the snow?

BuckyB93 wrote:

Frank, of course!

Gene363 wrote:

I own this forever, don't I Gene?

Oh well. MACS owns deek cancer, so it could be worse.

frankj1 wrote:

It's your furrow... plow it with pride. 🇨🇮

Actually, we are all jealous. 😰

Gene363 wrote:

I've always just tried to Make C-Bid Fun Again (MCFA)

frankj1 wrote:

Someone threw a beer at Trump......





It was a draft so he dodged it...

drglnc wrote:

Wrong forum noob!

Gene363 wrote:

I'm sorry the joke hurt your feelings... it was actually sent to me by a die hard trump supporter... try not to be so sensitive...

drglnc wrote: