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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#41

What do you call a group of men waiting in line for a haircut?





A barbercue.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#42

Next Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.






Runs until Friday.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#43

What do you call an angry counselor?







A therapissed.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#44

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?






He was dead.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#45

My wife fainted onto the baggage carousel at the airport.







Thankfully she came around.

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• DrafterX
• Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#46

🤣

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• Gene363
• Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

2 years ago

#47

Seven days without a pun.






Makes one weak.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#48

My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read anything.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#49

I got fired from the bank.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#50

I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#51

What do you call a short Mother?




Minimum.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#52

What word begins with "e" and ends with "e" and only has one letter?






Envelope

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#53

I hate it when people age is only a number.

Clearly, it's a word.

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• Gene363
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2 years ago

#54

What do die, what part of your body dies last?




The pupils... they dilate.

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• BuckyB93
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2 years ago

#55

More of a riddle than a joke.

What can you hold in your right hand but can never hold in your left hand?







Your left hand.

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• frankj1
• Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#56

Knock knock

Who's there?

I smell like map.

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Stogie1020 wrote:

I smell like map who?





heh heh

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• BuckyB93
• Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#57

Who walks on two feet but leaves three tracks in the snow?

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• MaduroJorge
• Connoisseur

2 years ago

#58

When I was young, my parents moved a lot.
But I always managed to find them.

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• MaduroJorge
• Connoisseur

2 years ago

#59

why do Jewish men die before their wives?


They want to

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• BuckyB93
• Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#60

What do you call a fake noodle?

An in-pasta.

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