yup, mostly norwegian.

perkins. do you live in the midwest?

prison is my biggest fear, so i guess the rubbing alcohol.

would you rather contract genital herpes or lose a hand?

Yes, Northeastern Wisconsin.

Although it would cost me 1/2 of my sex life, I'd rather lose a hand (left hand, please).

Would you rather be four feet tall or be four hundred pounds?

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hmm. well, if i were 400 lbs, perhaps I would be 8 feet tall, eh? 😉

would you rather be kept from brushing your teeth for a year or using deodorant/washing your pits for a year?

Cast asked about Healthy or wealthy.

I'd take healthy.

I'd go with not washing the pits. Can go three days w/o showering. Can't go three days without teeth brushing.

Would you rather have spend the rest of your life without the ability to taste, or have everything you ever taste, taste like Spam?

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Spam, I guess.

Would you rather be forced to watch Lifetime or Oxygen for the rest of your life??

OXYGEN HAS SUE JOHANSSEN!!!!! sex talking gramma!!!!! WOULD YOU RATHER????? let your wife kno how much you spend on C BID???? OR have too hide it the rest of your life?????? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOE!?????????

Hillary Clinton or Hilary Swank.

No, I'm not kidding.

AHHHHHH BOYZ ON THE SIDE PLEAZ!!!!!!!!

I would take the Swanky one :i love dem double jointed giols! would you rather go on a road trip with Hubcap or E-chick?

E-CHICK!!! (In a heartbeat...)

Would you rather be drug through the streets of New York naked at three o'clock in the morning or tied naked to stakes at high noon in Death Valley?

(Best I could come up with at three in the morning....)

Thanks TP!...me too! Let's go!

;)


Would you rather have all of the hair on your genitalia waxed off in one fell swope...

...or plucked out one by one?


Marla

OOpS

Tied to the stake naked is my answer!!!

Marla

Would you rather play with Echicks boobs or have your fingernails pulled out one by one!?!?

Charlie

I'll go straight for the fingernails...

I met Mike. I think i'd rather have my fingernails pulled out than go a few rounds with him.

Plus, if I played with Marla's boobs my WIFE would pull my fingernails out anyway, so i'm screwed.

Oh yeah...

Would you rather lose your tongue or your pecker?

This was a question my dad asked me when I was about 17... Obviously, I answered my tongue... so he says... "So you value your pecker more, right? Well Duh! Then he says... "If ya won't lick it, don't stick it, and wrap that sumb**ch!".

Good advice pop.

Shawn,

I remember having that discussion with you. And in TJ of all places.

By the way, if your fingernail are gonna get pulled out anyways...

Too funny - this post with the header "would you rather . . " was just right above the one with the header "Crap!" . . .

I click on misc, and see - Would you rather . . Crap!

. . . uhhh, is that a trick question?

Slim slapped or Hub Capped!

JACK IM glad too see you back!!! would you PLEASE give me a3rd choice!!????????? and add a lil too spin on a classic I need a lil help!!!!! THREAD JACKIN OFF!!!!!!!

Michael mauled or Monica jawed?