"Colonoscopy without the meds..."

What Meds?? I did 18 yrs of military, I didn't need no stinkin Meds!!!!!!!

Hog

^ KEEP EM COMING!!!???????????

Would you rather drink two ounces of greyhound vomit once, or be forced to read every RICKAMAVEN post for 60 consecutive days?

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I will take the postings of Rick, since I have been reading them for 4 or 5 years! They are sometimes quite interesting, but had you rather

be forced to listen to Lawrence Welk music at full volume or Head banging rap/hip hop at full volume for 4 straight hours!

Charlie

I'll take Lawrence Welk. It reminds me of my grandfather. The Hip/Hop stuff makes me want to kill everyone after about 10 seconds of listening to it.

Would you rather have go 1 month without any cigars period. Or, only go 1 day without, but during that day, you would have to smoke 10 Bad Frogs to the nub.

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I would take the Frogs and do a Clinton,(not inhale). Would you rather go on a date with Hillary or Teresa Hienz ?

HEY JACK ID HAVE TO GO WITH THERESA Y??? SHE PROB HAS MORE $$$$$$$ ! EVEN IF THEY DO CALL HER PICKLE WHORE., KETCHUP SLUT!!!! PLUS I SAW THE PIC OF HILLARY STANDING AT THE URINAL!!!! THATS WHAT MAKES IT AN EASY CHOICE!!!!! MAYBE THATS Y BILLY CHEATED ON HER? HE WANTED A FRONT HE COULD SLIDE HIS CIGAR INTO!!!!!!!!!!???

WOULD YOU RATHER??? HAVE AN INTIMATE EVE WITH STAR WILLAMS OR OPRAH???????????????

I'll go with Oprah, she's under 200 once in a while...

Would you rather spend $1,000 on a short vacation, or stay home and spend it all on cigars?

I'd rather spend $1,000 on cigars while on vacation.


If you died and was reincarnated, would you rather come back as a booger or a turd.


Jonr

BOOOOOOOOOOOOGER Because someone is aways picking at you!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOO sorry!!!!! WOULD YOU RATHER???? be forced into a 3some with Martha Stewart & Ellen DeGeneres OR Michael Jackson & ELVIS??????????? answer carefully At least one of them knos what a man enjoys!!!!??????????????? JUST SHOOOOOOT ME!!!!! PLEAZ!!!!!!!

martha and ellen.

would you rather eat a log of dog crap or tongue kiss your mom?

Another thread out of control!

Charlie

I'd rather tongue kiss Ryan's mom.

j/k Ryan.

Would you rather have a wife with a lot of backhair, or a moderate mustache?

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they both can be waxed!

would you rather eat a tablespoon of pepper or a pound of butter?

I'll take the pepper.

Would you rather eat 1 pound of Velveeta or 4 ounces of head cheese?

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uff da.

velveeta, i guess???

would your rather drink a shot glass full of coca cola through your nose (using a straw) or downing 6 oz of olive oil?

pepper.

Would you rather be wealthy or healthy?

Uff da? Ah, a Norweigen. Me too, partly.

I'd snort the coca cola. I snorted a line of salt for $17 at a Perkins at bar time. The cola HAS to be better.

Would you rather swim naked in a vat of rubbing alcohol, or spend 90 days in a maximum security prison?

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