**DATELINE- GREEN BAYgdad**
"The RugRunner attack has failed. No cigars have landed on our soil." 8trackdisco/Bagdad Bob said Sunday morning. "We are all safe and ....."
(loud whistle, then BOOM. Reporters scramble. 8track/BagBob stops, drops, and rolls. With pants still smoking, the report from his Intel division is that WENNERMAN was the launch site).
LFD, Excalibur 1066, X3 Triple Ligero, a Black Pearl, is just a sample of the explosives sent that landed blowing out garage windows and starting my two oak trees on fire.
Reporter: Well THAT was certainly a bomb!
8BagBob: No, that was not a bomb. Camel Fest is this weekend. It must have came from there. (8Bag looks at his berret. Notices some of his hairplugs have melted).
(another loud whistle a BOOM!.. Roof now gone, deck on fire, Son's sandbox turned to glass).
Reporter: Wow, there are more explosions going off here than there were nn July 3 of 1863 in Gettsyburg.
(an aide runs up and whispers into 8BagBob, then scurries away. 8Bag reapproaches the media).
8Bag: Funny you mention Gettysburg. That projectile came from Pennsylvania. JOHN HAY CIGARS and CBID WIDOW are responsible for this bombing.
A few Indian Tabac, Don Lino Africa and truly some smokes I've always meant to try- John Hay Cigars. Being a Civil War buff, I'll be smoking these while I read my CW books. I'll feel like U.S. Grant.
(8Bag now holding a glass of cheese curds- it was milk a few minutes ago, but due to his constant shaking, milk has curdled).
8BagBob- I'm more confused than an NBA player on Father's Day. This CAN'T be happening!
VVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv...... KaBLOOOEY!
8BagBob- Not again.
After taking two hits from Pennsylvania, the next bomb that hits comes from the Left Coast. And it cuts like a knife. It's from THE BLADE.
MX2, Trinidad, Cohiba, A. Fuente etc. etc. All top shelf stuff. Amazing selection.
8BagBob: News conference over.
(Moments later, 8BagBob is seen looking in the Real Estate section under 'Spider Holes').
Guys and Gal, thank you for the great smokes.
Oh, one more quick note- there is a note from the Post Man that I need to pick up another bomb fired from the Milwaukee area. A few months ago, I attcked the Tank. I think this is the counter punch.
Attacking a tank commander. I need to get my head examined.
His payback is at the PO. THIS will probably leave a mark. Will wrap my home in asbestos and try to send another update tomorrow.
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